Fortune cookie quotes

[Bigshadow]

I thought I would start a thread where people can post their most interesting fortune cookie quotes. Preferrably related to martial arts.

I will start with two...

The void is the boundary between heaven and earth.

One who is not sleeping, does not mean they are awake.

Your turn... Let's see them.

 

[CoryKS]

Funny you should ask. I got a good one today.

Winners forget they're in a race, they just love to run.

 

[Kennedy_Shogen_Ryu]

Actually my boss got one at work the other day, it doesn't relate to martial arts in fact...well...I don't even think it should be considered a fortune.

You deserve to rest after a hard day's work.

 

[bookworm_cn317]

Actually my boss got one at work the other day, it doesn't relate to martial arts in fact...well...I don't even think it should be considered a fortune.

Quote:
You deserve to rest after a hard day's work.

That's not a fortune, that's just common sense!

 

[crushing]

I keep a few fortune cookies that I like at my desk. The most martial artsy one is:

Your courage will guide your future.

My favorite is:

The secret of vast riches begins with a single penny.

I've got that one in the frame with a picture of my lovely wife, Penny.

 

[Kennedy_Shogen_Ryu]

You deserve to rest after a hard day's work.

That's not a fortune, that's just common sense!

I remind him of that every time I want a day off

 

[Bigshadow]

I've got that one in the frame with a picture of my lovely wife, Penny.

That is pretty

 

[Ceicei]

There are a few I really like!

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

There are some more, but I'll post them another time.

- Ceicei

 

[tellner]

How about

Do not eat the soup.
-- A friend

 

[bydand]

My favorite is:

The secret of vast riches begins with a single penny.

I've got that one in the frame with a picture of my lovely wife, Penny.

That's sucking up is what that is. :wavey:

Actually it is really cool you would get that one! I bet that it made the day for both of you.

 

[Bigshadow]

There are a few I really like!

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

- Ceicei

Ha, I forgot that one. I got that one a week or so ago. HAHAHA

 

[Carol]

...........in bed.

 

[MBuzzy]

How come I always get the ones that don't make any sense?? For a long time, I was convinced that a chinese company had hired an american to proofread their fortunes to make sure that they made sense, but he just played solitaire all day and never read them.

 

[terryl965]

My favorite one is

Man only comes around once and the wind comes around forever.

 

[LuzRD]

...........in bed.

LMAO!!!!! i was tempted, but you beat me to it

 

[MA-Caver]

I saw one picture on the internet of a pair of hands holding a fortune with a broken cookie on a plate in the background, it said:

That wasn't chicken

:barf:

 

[Ceicei]

More quotes:

Always remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.

This one wasn't a fortune cookie quote, but a bumper sticker:

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

- Ceicei

 

[Bigshadow]

...........in bed.

:lfao:

 

[Makalakumu]

...........in bed.

Hahahahahaha, I do that too. Anyway, my favorite fortune cookie sayings for martial arts and Carol's suggestion are...

"Not to decide is a decision."

"Constant grinding turns an iron rod into a needle."

I got the last one at my bachelors party. I read it and people sprayed beer out their noses...

 

[Kreth]

Classic:

Help, I am enslaved in a fortune cookie factory.