FOR ALL YOU LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS)
( Some are new, and some are not )
1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
2. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism, it's your
count that votes.
7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
8. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
10. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you
A-flat minor.
11. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
12. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in
Linoleum Blownapart.
13. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
14. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
15. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.
16. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
17. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
18. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small
medium at large.
19. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the
end.
20. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
21. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
22. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought
she'd dye.
23. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
24. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
( Some are new, and some are not )
1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
2. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
4. A backward poet writes inverse.
5. In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism, it's your
count that votes.
7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
8. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
10. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you
A-flat minor.
11. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
12. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in
Linoleum Blownapart.
13. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
14. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
15. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.
16. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
17. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
18. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small
medium at large.
19. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the
end.
20. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
21. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
22. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought
she'd dye.
23. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
24. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
