Originally posted by girlychuks
I was jogging and this huge german sheperd- (owned by a brainless family of Goths that do nothing but sit around and watch others work)- ran up to me, doing the whole barking/ jaw baring act. I got into a cat stance and kiaid at the f*cker. He put his tail between his legs and booked.
if he had come any closer, I would have kicked or clubbed his nose with my walkman.
Two good points to remember-
Dogs have a radial nerve that runs down the side of their ribcage. Aim a good hard kick at the side of the ribs- halfway up and halfway to the abdomen- will make almost any dog back down. Occasionally it will also cause a temporary foreleg paralysis.
Any good hard direct hit to the bridge of the nose will alos temporarly blind or stun a dog. Doesn't work on short nosed dogs like bulldogs or boxers though.
Before you accuse me of animal cruelty, just know that I work at a vet college and LOVE dogs. However, I believe that *all* companion animals must *not* be a danger to the public. I believe that is a basic responsibilty of pet ownership.
Biting a burglar's or attacker's *** on home territory is one thing. Going across the street to chase a bicyclist, kid, or jogger is another thing entirely.