Do you have Swine Flu?

[Xue Sheng]

I currently have a rather nasty head cold and everyone has this look of fear and then asks me if I have H1N1 and I have gotten so sick of it I am now telling them it is nothing to worry about, it is not H1N1…it’s Dengue Fever… I am considering switching to ebola.

 

[xJOHNx]

You should do that!
They probably feel more at ease if you have ebola!