Back to the Vaseline...

[sgtmac_46]

well, by wednesday morning i'll probably be sweating irish cream. but i don't have gsp's six-pack either.

jf

Green beer, corn beef and cabbage will give one an unfair advantage in wrestling......but I don't think it'll make one 'unnaturally' slippery........just unnaturally flatulent!

 

[jarrod]

we like to call those "invisible chokes"

jf

 

[sgtmac_46]

we like to call those "invisible chokes"

jf

Indeed!

I've escaped more than one hold that way! We just call it 'Using the force'.

'The force is STRONG with this one...<cough, cough, GAG, COUGH!>

 

[searcher]

Seriously, is anyone familiar with any such 'substance' that one could ingest that would make you 'unnaturally' slippery?

Yes I am, McDonald's Quarter Pounder with fries.:boing2:

 

[Tez3]

this is NOT what i expected from viewing the thread title...

jf

Dammit you got there before me!! disappointing ain't it!

Yes there are substances that you can take that will make you slippery,a lot of slimming 'aids' make you sweat excessively, I can't think of the name of it but I have known a couple of fighters use some stuff that made them more than slippery, it was disgusting but it's very obvious so you'd notice at the weigh in never mind the fight.

 

[Hagakure]

we like to call those "invisible chokes"

jf

I've just been sat here giggling like a schoolgirl reading this thread.

Where is Penn now? I'M going to give him a kicking based on that performance!

 

[sgtmac_46]

I've just been sat here giggling like a schoolgirl reading this thread.

Where is Penn now? I'M going to give him a kicking based on that performance!

Probably back in Hawaii beating up tourists in bars with his buddies.

 

[Thems Fighting Words]

Probably back in Hawaii beating up tourists in bars with his buddies.

Well, the tourists who haven't applied any sun-screen. Seeing as how that'd make them slippery and all.

 

[sgtmac_46]

Well, the tourists who haven't applied any sun-screen. Seeing as how that'd make them slippery and all.

:lfao:

 

[Ronin74]

Well, the tourists who haven't applied any sun-screen. Seeing as how that'd make them slippery and all.

So that must mean he's filing complaints on those tourists.

 

[Thems Fighting Words]

So that must mean he's filing complaints on those tourists.

Yup, he's complaining to the Hawaiian Department of Tourism. Those tourists with their slimy sun screen and eating oil filled food, like coconuts. They're obviously doing it just to tick him off.

 

[Ronin74]

They're obviously doing it just to tick him off.

Or win the UFC Lightweight title.

 

[Skpotamus]

ok, I didn't think it was possible.... but I just lost even more respect for Penn. He brought his mother to the NSAC hearing and she read a statement to the commission. Seriously.... he had his mother complain about this. How pathetic do you have to be as a man, much less a professional fighter to have your mommy come and complain about things after a completely one sided beating?

http://mmajunkie.com/news/14292/pen...ierre-team-to-fullest-extent-of-authority.mma http://www.mmaweekly.com/absolutenm/templates/dailynews.asp?articleid=8406&zoneid=13

 

[Andrew Green]

ok, I didn't think it was possible.... but I just lost even more respect for Penn. He brought his mother to the NSAC hearing and she read a statement to the commission. Seriously.... he had his mother complain about this. How pathetic do you have to be as a man, much less a professional fighter to have your mommy come and complain about things after a completely one sided beating?

http://mmajunkie.com/news/14292/pen...ierre-team-to-fullest-extent-of-authority.mma

UFC 102: Battle of the Moms!

Seriously though, this has to be hurting the future of his career in MMA, should have made his statement and complaint after the fight, then let it go. Commission would have taken over and made their decision, all he is doing now is pissing everyone off. Fans, promoters, other fighters...

 

[Thems Fighting Words]

ok, I didn't think it was possible.... but I just lost even more respect for Penn. He brought his mother to the NSAC hearing and she read a statement to the commission. Seriously.... he had his mother complain about this. How pathetic do you have to be as a man, much less a professional fighter to have your mommy come and complain about things after a completely one sided beating?

http://mmajunkie.com/news/14292/pen...ierre-team-to-fullest-extent-of-authority.mma

His mother's statement read as follows: "I think my son is cool."

I'm a big Simpsons fan and for some reason I have this image of Penn as Millhouse who walks around saying; "My mum says I'm cool."

 

[Ronin74]

Wow... he brought in his mom. I really don't know how that can help his status as an adult male, much less as a UFC titleholder. I want to make some kind of smart-*** joke about it, but this is pretty much a huge step into thing we might pool as "pathetic".

If the goal was to bring in an MMA promoter to support his complaint, couldn't he have gone with someone who wasn't his relative?

 

[sgtmac_46]

ok, I didn't think it was possible.... but I just lost even more respect for Penn. He brought his mother to the NSAC hearing and she read a statement to the commission. Seriously.... he had his mother complain about this. How pathetic do you have to be as a man, much less a professional fighter to have your mommy come and complain about things after a completely one sided beating?

http://mmajunkie.com/news/14292/pen...ierre-team-to-fullest-extent-of-authority.mma

Okay, BJ Penn is now OFFICIALLY ordered to turn in his MAN CARD!

 

[jarrod]

as the kid who used to have his mom pick him up from school in order to avoid bullies, i approve penn's actions.

jf

 

[Ronin74]

He may as well have ran out of the octagon after the fight screaming, "I'm telling!!!"

 

[LordOfWu]

Wow, his mom...I don't really know what to say to that...I mean, really, his mom...geez