Actually on CNN

[Jade Tigress]

I was looking at the news this morning and saw this article. I had to do a double take to make sure I was on CNN and not The Onion. LOL!

(CNN) -- A Pennsylvania man attempted to resuscitate "a road-killed opossum," state police say.
But this was one possum who wasn't playing possum -- the ugly creature remained dead.

Several witnesses observed Wolfe's failed resurrection of the flattened marsupial, police said. It was not immediately clear how he endeavored to restore the possum's life.

 

[OnlyAnEgg]

How can they charge him?! He tried to save that possum's life!

 

[seasoned]

I hope it had nothing to do with mouth to...... opossum mouth??? Wait I know, it is mouth to snout.

 

[Flea]

I think the real question here is not how he wanted to revive the possum, but why.

 

[theletch1]

No, the real question is why was this guy off his meds?

 

[OnlyAnEgg]

I think the real question here is not how he wanted to revive the possum, but why.

Dammit, man! It's a POSSUM!

 

[Jade Tigress]

The guy was drunk, but I mean...really? Even stone cold drunk you're trying to revive a road kill possum???!!! LMAO!!!!