I love me some Ramen (not as much as grilled cheese).
Found this out in the darkweb
How to Prepare Ramen
1.Open the package.
2.Remove the dry noodles and the flavoring from package.
3.Boil the noodles in water for 3 minutes then mix the flavoring in. (Drain a little water before mixing the packet for a Bold flavor)
4.?????
5.PROFIT!!!
How to Prepare Ramen alternatively
1.Open the package.
2.Remove the dry noodles and the flavoring from package.
3.Put noodles in microwave safe bowl in just enough water to make the noodles float
4.Empty contents of flavoring package into bowl
5.Place bowl in microwave for 2:50
6.Empty water out of bowl
7.Stop being cheap
8.Buy real food
9.?????
10.PROFIT!!!
How to Prepare Ramen if you have any money at all
1.Do not eat ramen
2.?????
3.PROFIT!!!
How to Prepare Ramen if You're Lazy
1.Forcefully slam the package against the edge of your counter.
2.Empty said powdered-noodles and unopened flavor-packet into microwave-safe bowl.
3.Fill the bowl with water and place it into the microwave.
4.Zap for 3 Minutes.
5.Seek entertainment in the kitchen for 3 Minutes.
6.Retrieve bowl from microwave and consume contents promptly.
7.?????
8.PROFIT!!!
How to Prepare Ramen in a Coffeepot
1.Fill your coffepot with 2 cups of water (which should be between 2 and 4 on your pot, a little bit closer to 4).
2.Pour the water into the coffee making machine and leave a small pool of water at the bottom.
3.Put noodles in pot. Turn machine on and wait.
4.Once the machine is done, stir the noodles with your utensil of choice and mix in powder.
5.?????
6.COFFEE RAMEN!!!
How to Prepare Ramen for MAXIMUM FLAVOR
1.Open Package
2.Put Noodles in Microwave safe bowl
3.Put in enough water for Noodles to float
4.Cook 3-6 minutes (depending on microwave, of course)
5.Drain water
6.Add 2 teaspoons of butter
7.Mix in flavor once butter has melted
8.Add salt/pepper if you wish
9.?????
10.PROFIT!
How to Prepare Ramen incorrectly
1.Open Package
2.Boil flavor powder in not enough water
3.Place dry noodles in bowl
4.Cover with hot flavor-water and let soak until lukewarm
5.Drain broth, do not cook noodles all the way through for optimal suck, serves one.
6.?????
7.PROFIT!
How to Prepare Ramen if you're a weeaboo
1.Open Package, carefully because it's SUPER KAWAII JAPANESE FOOD!!!!11one.
2.Place the Japanese dry noodles into your Japanese bowl and put in mizu(it means water ~ kawaii nippon neko desu ;3) and put it in your Japanese microwave for 3 Japanese minutes while munching on some japanese pocky.
3.Put in the Japanese flavor powder in the water before putting it in the japanese microwave and carefully because it's very atsui(it means hot ~ sony naruto pocky nintendo desu ^_^)
4.take the Japanese noodles out of the Japanese microwave and eat the japanese noodles.
5.Eat it like the Kawaii Japanese anime characters do with sugoi chopsticks from spechell kawaii Sega happy animeland.
6.????
7.PROFIT No, you don't profit, dammit!
How to Prepare Ramen if You Have Pica Disorder
1.Open package.
2.Remove dry noodles and flavoring from the package.
3.Throw away said noodles and flavoring.
4.Eat packaging.
5.????
6....?????
Found this out in the darkweb
How to Prepare Ramen
1.Open the package.
2.Remove the dry noodles and the flavoring from package.
3.Boil the noodles in water for 3 minutes then mix the flavoring in. (Drain a little water before mixing the packet for a Bold flavor)
4.?????
5.PROFIT!!!
How to Prepare Ramen alternatively
1.Open the package.
2.Remove the dry noodles and the flavoring from package.
3.Put noodles in microwave safe bowl in just enough water to make the noodles float
4.Empty contents of flavoring package into bowl
5.Place bowl in microwave for 2:50
6.Empty water out of bowl
7.Stop being cheap
8.Buy real food
9.?????
10.PROFIT!!!
How to Prepare Ramen if you have any money at all
1.Do not eat ramen
2.?????
3.PROFIT!!!
How to Prepare Ramen if You're Lazy
1.Forcefully slam the package against the edge of your counter.
2.Empty said powdered-noodles and unopened flavor-packet into microwave-safe bowl.
3.Fill the bowl with water and place it into the microwave.
4.Zap for 3 Minutes.
5.Seek entertainment in the kitchen for 3 Minutes.
6.Retrieve bowl from microwave and consume contents promptly.
7.?????
8.PROFIT!!!
How to Prepare Ramen in a Coffeepot
1.Fill your coffepot with 2 cups of water (which should be between 2 and 4 on your pot, a little bit closer to 4).
2.Pour the water into the coffee making machine and leave a small pool of water at the bottom.
3.Put noodles in pot. Turn machine on and wait.
4.Once the machine is done, stir the noodles with your utensil of choice and mix in powder.
5.?????
6.COFFEE RAMEN!!!
How to Prepare Ramen for MAXIMUM FLAVOR
1.Open Package
2.Put Noodles in Microwave safe bowl
3.Put in enough water for Noodles to float
4.Cook 3-6 minutes (depending on microwave, of course)
5.Drain water
6.Add 2 teaspoons of butter
7.Mix in flavor once butter has melted
8.Add salt/pepper if you wish
9.?????
10.PROFIT!
How to Prepare Ramen incorrectly
1.Open Package
2.Boil flavor powder in not enough water
3.Place dry noodles in bowl
4.Cover with hot flavor-water and let soak until lukewarm
5.Drain broth, do not cook noodles all the way through for optimal suck, serves one.
6.?????
7.PROFIT!
How to Prepare Ramen if you're a weeaboo
1.Open Package, carefully because it's SUPER KAWAII JAPANESE FOOD!!!!11one.
2.Place the Japanese dry noodles into your Japanese bowl and put in mizu(it means water ~ kawaii nippon neko desu ;3) and put it in your Japanese microwave for 3 Japanese minutes while munching on some japanese pocky.
3.Put in the Japanese flavor powder in the water before putting it in the japanese microwave and carefully because it's very atsui(it means hot ~ sony naruto pocky nintendo desu ^_^)
4.take the Japanese noodles out of the Japanese microwave and eat the japanese noodles.
5.Eat it like the Kawaii Japanese anime characters do with sugoi chopsticks from spechell kawaii Sega happy animeland.
6.????
7.PROFIT No, you don't profit, dammit!
How to Prepare Ramen if You Have Pica Disorder
1.Open package.
2.Remove dry noodles and flavoring from the package.
3.Throw away said noodles and flavoring.
4.Eat packaging.
5.????
6....?????
