Dr. Deneka and Mr. Chew

[Carol]

Uhhh... no reason! No reason at all! Maybe... maybe you want to chase one of those squirrels you mentioned right now! I sure would, if I were a good fun-loving doggy with Mako shark fangs... uh, forget that last bit, but [LISA!!! Help me here!]... shall we go outside and chase those rotten squirrels? You go on, Chew, I'll just stay here and help Lisa and everyone... clean up... or vaccuum...do the dishes... whatever... you just go outside... good boy...

Of course Mr. Chew is always doing his part to help take a bite out of crimeand I'm sure thats what my good friend Exile meant when he spoke. Right...Exile??? (kick under the table) Right?

 

[JBrainard]

:lfao:
As a big fan of Mr. Chew, it was cool to hear more about the fearsom beast. That is, if you can call him a beast. I don't exactly know what form of entity Mr. Chew is...

 

[exile]

Of course Mr. Chew is always doing his part to help take a bite out of crimeand I'm sure thats what my good friend Exile meant when he spoke. Right...Exile??? (kick under the table) Right?

...hmmm...wha'? ...Carol, why are you kicking me?...wait, ohyeah, RIGHT!!. What Carol said! What would we do without our loyal faithful guardians of our domestic security, our faithful furry friends with their... their mouths full of razor-sharp...teeth... Chew, please stop staring at me quite like that... Carol, could you, uh, get Chew... I mean, Mr. Chew... a nice big steak?Thank you [in prayerful voice]... Here you go, faithful loyal crimefighting Chew...look, it's still bloody, isn't that nice??! Yum, yum!......

 

[Lisa]

:lfao:
As a big fan of Mr. Chew, it was cool to hear more about the fearsom beast. That is, if you can call him a beast. I don't exactly know what form of entity Mr. Chew is...

Mr. Chew is a misunderstood puppy. Kinda like the real one I have at home.

 

[exile]

Lisa, you haven't been doing... like, weird stuff with PhotoShop, eh? Like the business with the eyes, you know?... :uhohh:

 

[Lisa]

Lisa, you haven't been doing... like, weird stuff with PhotoShop, eh? Like the business with the eyes, you know?... :uhohh:

nope. That is how his eyes came out when photographed. Untouched.

 

[exile]

nope. That is how his eyes came out when photographed. Untouched.

Wow... that's some effect... not glaucoma or other problems with his cornea?

 

[JBrainard]

Ok people, let's get back on topic

Training is shooting, shooting is training. You to have a variety, otherwise your MA will just SUCK! :lfao:

This made me wonder... Mr. Chew, what are your thoughts on Bruce Lee?

 

[Kacey]

Mr. Chew is a misunderstood puppy. Kinda like the real one I have at home.

Some days, Sable feels misunderstood too... of course, I had to go through quite a few pictures to find this one!

 

[Lisa]

Ok people, let's get back on topic



This made me wonder... Mr. Chew, what are your thoughts on Bruce Lee?

Bruce had it all. Including impeccable abs...something I have strived for but alas, this canine body just won't ripple like that...

 

[JBrainard]

Bruce had it all. Including impeccable abs...something I have strived for but alas, this canine body just won't ripple like that...

Hmm... Mr. Chew, do you do any strength training? And if so, what does it consist of?

 

[Lisa]

Hmm... Mr. Chew, do you do any strength training? And if so, what does it consist of?

I train the spartan way. Anything else is for Whimps!

 

[Xue Sheng]

So.... Mr Chew.... Why do you wear a mask these days?

 

[Lisa]

So.... Mr Chew.... Why do you wear a mask these days?

Someone lost their liver...started blaming me cause I just happened to have fava beans and some chianti in my fridge....

 

[Lisa]

The new Chew for April.

Meet Mrs. Chew...

Mrs. "franca" Chew!

 

[Kacey]

The new Chew for April.

Meet Mrs. Chew...

Mrs. "franca" Chew!

Uh... very nice bolts you have, Mrs. Chew!

 

[Carol]

What sort of makeup do you like Mrs. Chew? Your eyes remind me a bit of Mimi from the Drew Carey show.

 

[Lisa]

What sort of makeup do you like Mrs. Chew? Your eyes remind me a bit of Mimi from the Drew Carey show.

Mimi and I are third cousins twice removed. But we really don't like to talk about THAT side of the family...

 

[MJS]

What does Mrs Chew like to do for fun?

What is your temper like? Are you calm and mild mannered or do you have a short fuse?

What does Mrs. Chew do to people that annoy her?

What type of MA skills, if any does Mrs. Chew have?

 

[Drac]

The new Chew for April.

Meet Mrs. Chew...

Mrs. "franca" Chew!

I'm gonna have nightmares...