The yin and yang personalities in one being have been centerpieces on MartialTalk forums for a while now. That unmistakeable avatar owned by the ultimate blamee will be remembered for ... decades at least.
Here are 20 questions for Mr. Chew. We can only hope he answers them without tearing up the page. Perhaps, when he's done, we can find the calmer, sweeter (cough cough) side of his personality, the fine Lisa Deneka.
Note: These questions were sent to Chew three weeks ago and we're hoping he hasn't fallen victim to the recent pet food contamination scandal.
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Mr. Chew: 20 questions:
1. How did you hear about MartialTalk.com?
2. How long have you been a member here?
3. How do you manage to type with those little paws?
4. What's it like being an illustrious staff member of MartialTalk.com?
5. Do you enjoy volunteering in general, or are you dedicated to a few causes and what would those be?
6. What's it like supervising a volunteer staff of such varietal styles?
7. Mr. Chew, you appear cute yet vicious and there have been rumors as to your ferocity. What have you to say about this?
8. How does having four legs affect your martial arts training?
9. Describe your training regimine.
10. What's your favorite food?
11. How old are you?
12. Is there a Mrs. Chew?
13. There have been rumors about Tom Cruise trying to recruit you to scientology. Your response?
14. Have you ever thought about the space program?
15. I've read that you like guns, is that true?
16. What's your favorite firearm?
17. Do you compete at all?
18. Do you have to have rifles specially made to accommodate your ... paws?
19. Who do you respect most in the world of Martial arts?
20. Any last words for everyone?
Here are 20 questions for Mr. Chew. We can only hope he answers them without tearing up the page. Perhaps, when he's done, we can find the calmer, sweeter (cough cough) side of his personality, the fine Lisa Deneka.
Note: These questions were sent to Chew three weeks ago and we're hoping he hasn't fallen victim to the recent pet food contamination scandal.
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Mr. Chew: 20 questions:
1. How did you hear about MartialTalk.com?
2. How long have you been a member here?
3. How do you manage to type with those little paws?
4. What's it like being an illustrious staff member of MartialTalk.com?
5. Do you enjoy volunteering in general, or are you dedicated to a few causes and what would those be?
6. What's it like supervising a volunteer staff of such varietal styles?
7. Mr. Chew, you appear cute yet vicious and there have been rumors as to your ferocity. What have you to say about this?
8. How does having four legs affect your martial arts training?
9. Describe your training regimine.
10. What's your favorite food?
11. How old are you?
12. Is there a Mrs. Chew?
13. There have been rumors about Tom Cruise trying to recruit you to scientology. Your response?
14. Have you ever thought about the space program?
15. I've read that you like guns, is that true?
16. What's your favorite firearm?
17. Do you compete at all?
18. Do you have to have rifles specially made to accommodate your ... paws?
19. Who do you respect most in the world of Martial arts?
20. Any last words for everyone?
