Yo Mamma Jokes

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yo mommas so ugly she looks like shes been hit with a bag of what the ****!! hahahahahahaha :D :)
 
Yo momma's so poor, her welcome mat just says "wel"
 
Originally posted by kay
yo mommas so ugly she looks like shes been hit with a bag of what the ****!! hahahahahahaha :D :)


Your Momma was soooo Poor she could only afford one letter for your Name! :rofl:
 
Originally posted by Kirk
Yo momma's so poor, her welcome mat just says "wel"


YEah Kirk ?!?! Is that so, Well your Mooma Was soooo Poor she painted the word 'Mat' on the porch in from of the door. :D :rofl:





OOOps did I just get personal ??? How you doing Kirk?
 
Yo Rich your momma so fat that when she turns round its her birthday again! :p
 
Originally posted by Master of Blades
Yo Rich your momma so fat that when she turns round its her birthday again! :p


MOB Mob mob,

You poor liitle one, feel into my trap. You see I have no Momma. :(


















Yet I like the jokes.

MOB, You (Great) Momma was so poor she could not afford to be kicked out of England and sent to the the Colonies / AKA U.S.A. :rofl:

Keep em coming :D
 
Originally posted by Rich Parsons
YEah Kirk ?!?! Is that so, Well your Mooma Was soooo Poor she painted the word 'Mat' on the porch in from of the door. :D :rofl:

Oh yeah?? Oh yeah?!?!?! Well your Momma was sooo poor
when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what
she was doing, she said "Moving."

Originally posted by Rich Parsons
OOOps did I just get personal ??? How you doing Kirk?

Great thanks! And yourself?



:asian:
 
Yo Mamma is so poor,
when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

:boing1:
 
Yo momma so poor she waves a popsicle stick in the air and calls
it airconditioning .
 
Originally posted by Kirk
Oh yeah?? Oh yeah?!?!?! Well your Momma was sooo poor
when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what
she was doing, she said "Moving."



Great thanks! And yourself?



:asian:


Yo Kirk, :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I almost died laughing and coughing at the same time.

I am home sick for the day, that is how I am doing. :D



Your momma was so ignorant, she used to call 911 collect. :eek: :rofl:
 
Originally posted by Rich Parsons
MOB Mob mob,

You poor liitle one, feel into my trap. You see I have no Momma. :(






Yet I like the jokes.

MOB, You (Great) Momma was so poor she could not afford to be kicked out of England and sent to the the Colonies / AKA U.S.A. :rofl:

Keep em coming :D

My humble apoligys :asian:




And Rich just for the record your friends Momma's so dumb she starved herself in Sainsburys! (popular Food place in England) :p
 
Originally posted by Master of Blades
And Rich just for the record your friends Momma's so dumb she starved herself in Sainsburys! (popular Food place in England) :p

MOB, don't pick on Rich when he's sick! Your friends momma so
dumb when she read on her job application to not write below
the dotted line she put, "O.K."



Sorry to hear your sick Rich .. hope ya feel better soon!
 
Originally posted by Kirk
MOB, don't pick on Rich when he's sick! Your friends momma so
dumb when she read on her job application to not write below
the dotted line she put, "O.K."



Sorry to hear your sick Rich .. hope ya feel better soon!

Two on one!!!! Okay......Well both your Momma's are so fat that when she put on a Yellow Jacket people started holding out there fingers and whistling for a cab! :p
 
Originally posted by Master of Blades
Two on one!!!! Okay......Well both your Momma's are so fat that when she put on a Yellow Jacket people started holding out there fingers and whistling for a cab! :p

Oh yeah?!?! Well Your momma's so fat she went bungee jumping
and went strait to hell! :roflmao:
 
Why do I get incvolved in these things? :D

Yo mama's so big she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide

:rofl:
 
Originally posted by Kirk
Oh yeah?!?! Well Your momma's so fat she went bungee jumping
and went strait to hell! :roflmao:


Kirk,

Your Momma is some Dumb she could not spell James nor Tiberius so she settled on Kirk! :eek: :rofl:


Thanks guys I should fell better in a day or so I hope.

WHat does not kill me makes me stronger right?
 
Originally posted by Master of Blades
My humble apoligys :asian:




And Rich just for the record your friends Momma's so dumb she starved herself in Sainsburys! (popular Food place in England) :p


DUDE!

If I did not want to here the jokes I would not have gotten involved. :rofl: Fire / Heat and the Kitchen thing.

Yeah Well, your friends Momma was so dumb she got run over in the street when the sign changed from Walk to Stop! AKA Don't Walk.
 
Yo mama is so nasty that she had to cut the strings off her tampons so the crabs would stop bungee jumping:)
 
Originally posted by Kaith Rustaz
Why do I get incvolved in these things? :D

Yo mama's so big she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide

:rofl:


HAHAH! Great one!!!!!!
 
Originally posted by Rich Parsons
DUDE!

If I did not want to here the jokes I would not have gotten involved. :rofl: Fire / Heat and the Kitchen thing.

Yeah Well, your friends Momma was so dumb she got run over in the street when the sign changed from Walk to Stop! AKA Don't Walk.

Lol, good to know you have a sense of humour :asian: And I know Im british But we do have Walk and stop on our Traffic Lights :p

Anyway back on track, Rich your momma got a Glass Eye with a fish in it :p
 

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