Write a letter to Vladimir Putin (four words at a time)

[DennisBreene]

, you political hack/whore

 

[Takai]

of a substandard maligned

 

[Punchy]

discombobulated, poor imitation of

 

[Takai]

theatrically inclined power motivated

 

[donald1]

by bacon and other

 

[Takai]

various imitation food products

 

[donald1]

made by several former

 

[Takai]

drunken diseased factory workers

 

[Punchy]

under Communism's iron fist.

 

[Transk53]

Secondly, please refrain from

 

[donald1]

practicing zen meditation in

 

[Takai]

pink fuzzy g-strings whilst

 

[Transk53]

While holding you're little

 

[Takai]

Bobble head Obama doll

 

[DennisBreene]

aloft for a photo-op.

 

[Transk53]

Meanwhile, Dmitry Medvedev appeared

 

[Takai]

stoned whilst busily reciting

 

[Transk53]

the French national anthem.

 

[Takai]

Consequently you should note

 

[donald1]

It's not okay to