Word Association

[Navarre]

...to answer Sam's question, I went through 23 fortune cookies to get the ring to fit without breaking the cookie. I even made my own little fortunes.

I opened my cookie and my (homemade) fortune read, "You have found true love and the time is right." Her fortune said, "A simple 'Yes' will change your life."

Mommy has a baby in her belly = Why does the mailman look so happy??!

 

[TheBattousai]

Why does the mailman look so happy??! = Where is my package?

 

[Ceicei]

Where is my package? = lost in twilight zone

 

[Henderson]

lost in twilight zone

Jessica Simpson

 

[TheBattousai]

Jessica Simpson = please let the almighty smite the stupidity before the it causes the end of humanity.

 

[OnlyAnEgg]

please let the almighty smite the stupidity before the it causes the end of humanity = The WB

 

[green meanie]

The WB = Batman

 

[Kreth]

The WB = Batman

Batman = More actors than Spinal Tap has had drummers.

 

[Henderson]

More actors than Spinal Tap has had drummers.

S.A.G.

 

[Navarre]

S.A.G. = The WWE

 

[bluemtn]

WWE= big hairy guys throwing little guys around.












Sorry- had to think of something goofy.

 

[Kreth]

big hairy guys throwing little guys around.

Crowd control at an N*Suck concert...

 

[Sam]

Crowd control at an N*Suck concert... = Lance Bass was always my favorite.

 

[shesulsa]

Lance Bass was always my favorite = I always thought he was gay

 

[Kreth]

I always thought he was gay

Insert name of boy-band member here...

 

[Sam]

Insert name of boy-band member here... = justin timberlake

 

[Henderson]

justin timberlake

gesundheit!

 

[Sam]

gesundheit! = german

 

[Touch Of Death]

German = Origin of the French

 

[bluemtn]

Origin of the French= does Not include a french fry