Silat Student
Blue Belt
Shoot man, about 10 year go I asked that question....
Whitty One Liners
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Raewyn
Master Black Belt
Why?????? Does Homy own one?????? LOLSarah said:
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Homy
Guest
Not one.....ThreeRaisin said:
and now we shall punish you for your Heretical slander..:mp5:
*minions of Homy..attack ze infadel :whip:
Raewyn
Master Black Belt
Ooops............... down boy down!!!!Homy said:Not one.....Three
and now we shall punish you for your Heretical slander..:mp5:
*minions of Homy..attack ze infadel :whip:
Xequat
Black Belt
A man walks into a bar...ouch!
Sarah
Senior Master
A hard man... is good to find
Honey, 3 out of 5 I'd pick you.
Chronuss
Senior Master
If I die, I'm taking you with me!... oh, -you're- dying? Forget I said anything...
Xequat
Black Belt
She looked good from far, but when I got closer, she was far from good.
"His mind is like a steel trap."
"Are you kidding? It's more like a steel sieve."
- from the film Crimes & Misdemeanors
:lol:
"Are you kidding? It's more like a steel sieve."
- from the film Crimes & Misdemeanors
:lol:
Chronuss
Senior Master
yes...rusty and illegal in thirty-seven states...:wink1:Gin-Gin said:
Raewyn
Master Black Belt
The more I drink........................... the better he looks!!!!!!!!!!
Raisin said:The more I drink........................... the better he looks!!!!!!!!!!
Why yes, the more you drink the better I look. I so resemble that remark
If stupidity got us into this mess, why can't it get us out?
Woman was God's second mistake...
Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe
There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.
Logic is in the eye of the logician.
The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8 m/sec^2.
A computer will always do what you tell it to...rarely what you want it to.
If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (father of supercomputing)
"#3 pencils and quadrille pads."
- Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) when asked what CAD tools he used to design the Cray I supercomputer; he also recommended using the back side of the pages so that the grid lines were not so dominant.
"Interesting - I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray."
- Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) when he was told that Apple Inc. had recently bought a Cray supercomputer to help them design the next Mac.
Woman was God's second mistake...
Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
If we're going that route...Chronuss said:for us geeks...
C program run...C program crash...C programmer quit.
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe
There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.
Logic is in the eye of the logician.
The best way to accelerate a Mac is at 9.8 m/sec^2.
A computer will always do what you tell it to...rarely what you want it to.
If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
- Seymour Cray (father of supercomputing)
"#3 pencils and quadrille pads."
- Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) when asked what CAD tools he used to design the Cray I supercomputer; he also recommended using the back side of the pages so that the grid lines were not so dominant.
"Interesting - I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray."
- Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) when he was told that Apple Inc. had recently bought a Cray supercomputer to help them design the next Mac.
Chronuss
Senior Master
preferrably off a twenty story building. :wink1:bignick said:
