Whitty One Liners

For Sale: One computer slightly used. One bullet hole in screen.

The other night I lay in bed looking up at the stars and I thought to myself,
"Where the heck is the roof?"


When you go into court you're putting yourself in the hands of 12 people
who weren't smart enough get out of jury duty.
 
He/she is a poster-child for legalized retroactive birth control.

Cthulhu
 
I am reminded of the immortal words of Socrates who said: "... I drank what?"
 
Two elephants walk off a cliff...............................................................................




BOOM!! BOOM!!!
 
If you get to thinkin you are a person with some influence........ try orderin' someone else's dog around!!
 
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
 
I get a quick reality check just ordering my own dogs around...hehe

Raisin said:
If you get to thinkin you are a person with some influence........ try orderin' someone else's dog around!!
 
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside

 
Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?

...and you know the ones of you with children have experienced this..
 
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