Whitty One Liners

[ppko]

I was hoping to get this thread going can't think of any right now but when I do I will put them down

 

[bignick]

where's hardheadjarhead when you need him

 

[Sarah]

Hope some of these make you smile:


People like you are the reason people like me need medication

Constipated People Don't Give A crap

Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?

I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha

This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me

I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person

How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down... Before He Admits He is lost?

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

 

[bignick]

Stupidity got us into this mess...why can't it get us out?

 

[Sarah]

100,000 sperm and you were the fastest??

 

[Sarah]

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

 

[bignick]

i've had a great time, but this wasn't it

 

[Sarah]

i've had a great time, but this wasn't it

LOL......

 

[Rich Parsons]

where's hardheadjarhead when you need him

Nice Whitty One liner

 

[Rich Parsons]

. . .
This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
. . .

I say, "yet it is funny now , only it was not when it happened to me" :rofl:

 

[Zepp]

If I gave a crap, rest assured, I'd give it to you.

 

[Sarah]

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

 

[Sarah]

Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!

 

[Sarah]

Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

 

[bdparsons]

Whitty one-liners?? Don't know but these sure sound WITTY to me!

 

[Sarah]

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

 

[Rich Parsons]

Whitty one-liners?? Don't know but these sure sound WITTY to me!

I am glad someone else got this

 

[hardheadjarhead]

where's hardheadjarhead when you need him

Heck, you guys don't need me. Sarah is kicking some serious okole here.

(Okole: Hawaiian word for the buttocks. Puka means "hole." Combine the two and you get...me.)


Regards,


Steve

 

[bignick]

(Okole: Hawaiian word for the buttocks. Puka means "hole." Combine the two and you get...me.)


Regards,


Steve

i knew you wouldn't be able to come in here without dropping something

 

[MA-Caver]

If I want any crap outta you, I'll squeeze your head.

I already got an arsehole... I don't need YOU.

Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?

Did you play under powerlines when you were a kid?