Okay, basically number 3 is my auntie's new boyfriend. Me and my family visited them today. He's the biggest bullshiter alive, he started talking about his army days like that skinny guy from The Office (UK I think) even though he looks anorexic. So he's crazy (legit crazy, paranoid schizophrenic would be my guess) and we just let him ramble but then he started saying some interesting things.
He told a story to me, my little brother and little sister of how when he was in the army, he killed 2 soldiers with his bare legs. I laughed and he got angry. Then when I get home he texts me the number 3 pic of his legs as if this would prove everything. I guess he thought he had strong legs?
So we all find the picture pretty hilarious. My 12 year old brother gets up a pic of himself (pic 1) and we started wondering if his legs were stronger. So, we cropped the pic to only his legs and we're letting the forum decide which is stronger. Pic 2 is my 11 year old sister.
My bro called you a "wasteman" for saying he has chicken legs. And my sister says
@hoshin1600's comment is sexist. What's your responses?