Xue Sheng
All weight is underside
You fool! There are no alien abductions, only false flag operations by the government.
You FOOL!!
Now the men in Black will be at your door
DAMN!!! I should not have said that… now they’ll be at mine too….must put on Groucho glasses and hide in my secret layer in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying "Beware of The Leopard