A man was riding his Harley on a road along a California beach when
suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord
said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will
grant you a wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over there anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is totally selfish. Think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required, reaching to
the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It
will nearly exhaust several natural resources.
I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly
things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly
help you and all mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish
that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels
inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she
cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a
woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?
suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord
said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will
grant you a wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over there anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is totally selfish. Think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required, reaching to
the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It
will nearly exhaust several natural resources.
I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly
things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly
help you and all mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish
that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels
inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she
cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a
woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?
are stranded on an island. A genie bottle washes up. One of them rubs the bottle and the prerequisite genie appears. The genie sees three blondes and realizes that he could save himself a lot of grief by saying to them: Since there are THREE of you and I'm only allowed to give THREE wishes you each get ONE wish apiece. (to which one blonde asks: a piece of what?) 
