The Top 13 Signs You've Joined the Wrong Martial Arts School

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The Top 13 Signs You've Joined the Wrong Martial Arts School

13> Your dojo's symbol is a bullseye target.

12> First demonstration consists of falling to the floor, curling
into the fetal position, and whimpering pitifully.

11> Frequent pauses while instructor tearfully stops to right his
spilled pocket protector.

10> The "gis" are used hospital gowns, and the "throwing stars"
are just slices of old cheese.

9> The homework is always just to watch a Jackie Chan movie.

8> The techniques are only effective if your attacker is one of
the Three Stooges.

7> Instructor's low fees enhanced by take from one-on-one "pop
quizzes" in dark alleys.

6> Benihana has a restraining order against your instructor.

5> Local muggers gather in the parking lot waiting for class to
end.

4> Current students bark out on cue the phrase "Insurance does
not exist in this dojo!"

3> You take yourself to the mat 4 out of 5 times simply trying
to tie your belt on.

2> Sensei's "ancient Chinese secret" required notifying the
neighbors when he moved in.


and the Number 1 Sign You've
Joined the Wrong Martial Arts School...


1> Did Confucius ever really say he was "going to open up a
can of whoop-***" on someone?



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Master of Blades

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Originally posted by Kaith Rustaz


5> Local muggers gather in the parking lot waiting for class to
end.

Damn.....guess I gotta find a new school :rofl:
 

Yari

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Originally posted by Kaith Rustaz

2> Sensei's "ancient Chinese secret" required notifying the
neighbors when he moved in.



And I thought it was getting your clothes washed...:rofl: :rofl:


/yari

It's a hint to an old commercial from the 60-70's.
 
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Jill666

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Originally posted by Kaith Rustaz
7> Instructor's low fees enhanced by take from one-on-one "pop quizzes" in dark alleys.

Heh- maybe I should suggest that. Then he'd stop telling me I should take more privates. ;)
 
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Cliarlaoch

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Originally posted by Kaith Rustaz

and the Number 1 Sign You've
Joined the Wrong Martial Arts School...


1> Did Confucius ever really say he was "going to open up a
can of whoop-***" on someone?




Ah. Confucius jokes seeping into brain again. New thread, perhaps? (Muahahahaah)
 
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