The funniest joke in the world

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This was, apparently, voted the funniest joke in the world by some people, somewhere. I didnt get to vote on it though...

Two men are out hunting when one of them suffers a heart attack and collapses. His buddy dials 911 and says 'You've got to help me! My buddy collapsed and I think he's dead!'

The operator replies 'Okay sir, calm down. First, I want you to make sure he's dead'

There is a silence for a few seconds, followed by the sound of a gunshot.

'Okay, he's definately dead. Now what?'
 
...this could be local news somewhere...maybe in that trailer park with the gator in the bath tub.
 
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