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Granted, but you look and sound like Chris Christie and hence die a horrible death from a massive heart attack because you ate all those deep-fried twinkies.

I'd like the ability to calculate amazing math feats in my head.
 

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You can, and our next President will quickly hire you in to a posh staff position...but you have less than 100 days to get the country out of debt :mst:

I want to be as flexible as a cat.
 

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You can, and our next President will quickly hire you in to a posh staff position...but you have less than 100 days to get the country out of debt :mst:

I want to be as flexible as a cat.

With the flexibility of a cat comes the laziness too, so you spend 23.5 hours a day being a slug.

I want to be able to regenerate like Wolverine.
 

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You can regenerate like Wolverine....until the director yells cut

I wish I could cure every kind of cancer...
 

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You can regenerate like Wolverine....until the director yells cut

That's ok, it wouldn't take long to grow back my eye, would it? :D

I wish I could cure every kind of cancer...

Granted, but the cure leads to impotence, and so most men think the cancer is preferable.

I wish I could breath underwater without SCUBA gear.
 

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Breathing underwater without scuba gear has the drawback of making you look more like prey...and taking into your mouth fish feces and urine :)

With my illness I always thought regeneration would be a mighty fine thing to have.
 

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You'll regenerate, but every time you feel excruciating pain for every cell that regenerates.
I wish I never had to sleep.
 

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You'll regenerate, but every time you feel excruciating pain for every cell that regenerates.
I wish I never had to sleep.

You never have to sleep. Hows that zombie life treating you? :D

I wish I was just....better

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You never have to sleep. Hows that zombie life treating you? :D

I wish I was just....better

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You are better, but you're a clone 100 years from now when clones are illegal and destroyed on sight.:sniper:

I wish I could just make people calm the flark down.
 

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You are better, but you're a clone 100 years from now when clones are illegal and destroyed on sight.:sniper:

I wish I could just make people calm the flark down.

They're calm. So calm, in fact, that anybody around you for more than 2-3 minutes slips into a coma.

I wish I could cause peoples heads to explode like in Scanners...
 

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They're calm. So calm, in fact, that anybody around you for more than 2-3 minutes slips into a coma.

I wish I could cause peoples heads to explode like in Scanners...


You explode heads left and right felling people as blades of grass, then your clone travels back in time to explode yours.

I wish people weren't so stupid.
 

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You explode heads left and right felling people as blades of grass, then your clone travels back in time to explode yours.

I wish people weren't so stupid.

Granted. Everybody you encounter will be a genius. Unfortunately, they have the social skills of Sheldon from TBBT...

I wish I could beat insomnia.
 

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Too bad this thread is so old. I bet no one answers LOL.

Well, my superpower would be the ability to change my size at will. I could be as tall as a mountain, or as small as an ant. If I know I have this power, I suppose I would enlist some scientific genius to make me clothes that would expand and contract with the size changes.

What is the curse?
 

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I would have the ability to erase memories. No for real, I already paid you, release my car lol.

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Too bad this thread is so old. I bet no one answers LOL.

Well, my superpower would be the ability to change my size at will. I could be as tall as a mountain, or as small as an ant. If I know I have this power, I suppose I would enlist some scientific genius to make me clothes that would expand and contract with the size changes.

What is the curse?
Your head'll remain the same size. :p

I'd like to have the same power Juggernaut from the X-man has - this freakish control over momentum. No one or nothing would be able to stop or slow me down until I decide to do so of my own volition.
 

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