SO WHO IS DOING THE WORK? - Comedy :)

[Rich Parsons]

I got the following in an e-mail.

Enjoy:

SO WHO IS DOING THE WORK?

The population of the USA is 300 million.



160 million are retired.



That leaves 140 million to do the work.



There are 85 million in school.



Which leaves 55 million to do the work.



Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.



Leaving 15 million to do the work.



2.8 million are in the armed forces .



Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.



Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city governments.



And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.



At any given time there are 188, 000 people in hospitals.



Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.



Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.



That leaves just two people to do the work.



You and me.


And there you are,



sitting on your ***,



at your computer, reading jokes.



Nice. Real nice !!

*** For those out there that might take this wrong. DUDE The Numbers are made up to make it funny. :lol: ***

 

[BrandiJo]

haha, yup im a lazy bum sitting here not working.


also .. Get to work damnit millions on welfare are counting on you!

Lol, i got that in an email once .. made me laugh then and made me laugh now

 

[hjhjh220]

loool nice joke ... it's very funny thanks for posting

 

[MA-Caver]

And there you are,



sitting on your ***,



at your computer, reading jokes.



Nice. Real nice !!

As I read it... the reply is...
And there YOU are sitting on YOUR *** writing these jokes! So there! Don't blame it all on ME man!

Now if you don't mind I gotta get back to directing the kitty...

 

[IcemanSK]

Ya caught me:lol2:

 

[terryl965]

That was great

 

[still learning]

Hello, Still working!