Signs that Taekwondo has taken over your life

[RTKDCMB]

I don't know if it has been posted before but here it is.

http://www.steveconway.net/humour/takenovertest.htm

Enjoy

 

[StudentCarl]

A confession: I feel like I'm making progress with my addiction. I'm breaking fewer things now that I try to do most of the techniques in slow motion. I have made no progress on my need to try to spin hook kick the pull string on the basement light though.

 

[donald1]

My favorite ones are either "you go to bed every night and cuddle at least one martial arts weapon" or "you view new students as fresh meat"

One to be added to the list "when a new student asks how a technique works you immediately look for a volunteer"

 

[skribs]

Some repeats on the list...

I really like "when someone asks how a technique works, you immediately look for a volunteer."

I'd add "You see a spider about head level outside and use an axe kick to get the web out of your way."

 

[Tenacious_Red]

I laughed at closing the refrigerator door with a thrust kick. How about pressing elevator buttons with a swift side kick?

 

[RTKDCMB]

I have done or regularly do some of the things on that list.

 

[donald1]

I've done about a few the new students fresh meat and few others

 

[RTKDCMB]

Lately I've started opening and closing doors with a spearfinger thrust.

 

[Balrog]

When I was employed, my cow-orkers always got a laugh out of how I would stop and bow when entering the conference room.

 

[cali_tkdbruin]

TKD most definitely took over my life, no stinkin kidding!!! :xtrmshock

 

[TKDTony2179]

when i was employed, my cow-orkers always got a laugh out of how i would stop and bow when entering the conference room.

lmao

 

[skribs]

When I was employed, my cow-orkers always got a laugh out of how I would stop and bow when entering the conference room.​

I almost did this when my director walked into my office at work. I figured she'd take it as sarcastic, though.