BlackbeltNovice
White Belt
Ok, Taekwondo itself may not be a joke but the overall ranking system is. Let me explain. I took Tang Soo Do back in the early 80's when I was 9 or 10 years old. I did it for a year and a half and made it to green belt. Here we are years later (2023) and I was like "oh it would be cool to get a black belt in my early 50's." So I looked online and figured Taekwondo is Korean just like my Tang Soo Do was. I reached out to an organization and expressed my interest and said I have a past in Tang Soo Do, but didn't explain my past. They said that I had to know Taegeuk 1-8 and Palgwe 1-8 and that after learning them to send in a video of me performing them all right in a row. I started the day after Thanksgiving in 2023 and a few day before Christmas of that year I sent in my video and paid my fee for 1 Dan. A day later I was informed that I had passed and would be sent a black belt with my name and 1 gold stripe on it. I was also told that there is an option to get registered with the Kukkiwon. I just had to make some profile on TCon? and pay and additional fee. Within a week I received a black belt certificate and the belt itself from the organization and about 6 weeks after that, I got a certificate from the Kukkiwon. It took me less than 4 weeks to learn these patterns and achieve blackbelt. I never threw a kick higher than my waist and haven't practiced a single form since and forgot all 16 of them. Last year I received an email saying it had been 2 years since my 1 Dan test and if I wanted to that I could now test for 2 Dan. I just had to send a video performing Koryo, some older version of Koryo and some weird Chinte form. Needless to say, I declined. I just wanted to see if I could get my blackbelt. I now box for fitness/recreation but at least that blackbelt did get me back into some sort of self defense, just not Taekwondo.