Rules for driving in Boston



When on a one-way street, stay to the right so oncoming traffic may get by.

The first parking space is also the last parking space- grab it.

Triple-park in the North End of Boston, unless double-parking becomes available.

Learn to swerve.

Always look both ways when running a red light.

Honk your horn the instant the light turns green.

Never use directionals when changing lanes. They will tell other people you are trying to get in.

Making eye contact revokes your right of way.

Never get in the way of a car that needs extensive body work.

Breakdown lanes aren't for breaking down, they are for passing during rush hour.

Any lane may end at any time.

Never pass on the left when you can pass on the right.

Never stop for a pedestrian. They have no rights.

And never, ever, ever move that lawn chair or orange cone out of that parking space- that space is SAVED goddammit!