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You Live in CALIFORNIA when...

1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.
2. The high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer his cell phone.
3. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
4. You know how to eat an artichoke.
5. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party.
6. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.


You Live in NEW YORK CITY when...
1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan.
2. You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building.
3. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.
4. You think Central Park is "nature"
5. You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.
6. You've worn out a car horn.
7. You think eye contact is an act of aggression.


You Live in MINNESOTA when...
1. You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup, and Tabasco.
2. Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
3. You have more than one recipe for moose.
4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than eight buttons.
5. The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost winter, and construction.


You Live in the DEEP SOUTH when...
1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store.
2."ya'll" is singular and "all ya'll" is plural.
3. After five years you still hear, "You ain't from 'round here, are Ya?"
4. "He needed killin' " is a valid defense.
5. Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Mary Sue, Betty Jean, etc.


You live in COLORADO when...
1. You carry your $3,000 mountain! bike atop your $500 car.
2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way home and he stops at the day care center.
3. A pass does not involve a football or dating.
4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a pony tail.


You live in the MIDWEST when...
1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name.
2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at?"
5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, "It was different!"


You live in FLORIDA when...
1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind - even houses and cars.
3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist.
4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
5. Cars in front of you are often driven by headless people.
 
Good stuff!!!:rofl: :roflmao: :lol: :ultracool
 
Originally posted by KenpoGirl
You Live in CALIFORNIA when...

4. You know how to eat an artichoke.


In Ohio we know how to eat artichokes. We just don't know why.:confused:

Always having to tell people how to spell Chillicothe,
Randy Strausbaugh
 
Originally posted by KenpoGirl
You Live in CALIFORNIA when...


You Live in the DEEP SOUTH when...
1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store.
2."ya'll" is singular and "all ya'll" is plural.
3. After five years you still hear, "You ain't from 'round here, are Ya?"
4. "He needed killin' " is a valid defense.
5. Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob, Mary Sue, Betty Jean, etc.


Cept for number 5, life is GOOD!
 
Originally posted by KenpoGirl

You live in the MIDWEST when...
1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name.
2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my coat at?"
5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, "It was different!"


Funny, none of that SOUNDS right...
Where did you get this description at?

Well... MAYBE #4. LOL
 
You have your goddamned heat on again today! :cuss:

I'm on vacation next week and IT BETTER BE T-SHIRT WEATHER!!!


:angry:
 
you forgot you live in florida when someone ask to turn up the heat, and you think he is talking bout baseball. ITS friggin hot here.
 
The boiler is busted- the landlord is replacing it. It got down to 60 F inside the house last week! It was warm earlier this week but now it's chilly again.

Doesn't the earth godess know it's fawking spring????!!!:(
 
Originally posted by Jill666
Doesn't the earth godess know it's fawking spring????!!!:(

I'm beginning to wonder if mother nature is cruel or not. We've only had one nice day in the last couple of weeks. Yeah I said one day when it got up to 80 and a lot of sun. By the next morning my furnace had come on & when I got up it was 37 degrees that morning.:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
 
Originally posted by jfarnsworth
Hey, what's wrong with that:mad: -Ohio

The Browns, The Bengals, The Reds, The Cavaliers, The Indians, and last, but not least, the IKKO!:D
 
It's 50 F and cloudy tonight- but the Indians should be unbothered by the crappy weather- we'll have to kick Clevelan a$$ on merit ;)
 
I always tell people "it's always sunny in Puyallup."

Today, it actually is sunny in Puyallup...upper 70s ... mild breeze.
The trees are talking to me...

Truth is, we see many Gray days but experience less rain than Georgia...our rain is spaced out and comes down as drizzle most of the time...very few "gulley-washers."

Most people who complain about the weather are really complaining about the lack of sunshine...

But, it's always sunny in Puyallup...just come and see.

:asian:
chufeng
 
Originally posted by RCastillo
The Browns, The Bengals, The Reds, The Cavaliers, The Indians, and last, but not least, the IKKO!:D
Ah, but the Buckeyes make up for it. Best in America, therefore best in the world!:cheers: :drinkbeer

Trying to avoid life's potholes,
Randy Strausbaugh
 
Originally posted by KenpoGirl
You Live in CALIFORNIA when...

1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.
2. The high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer his cell phone.
3. The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
4. You know how to eat an artichoke.
5. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood block party.
6. When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.

HEY YOU! Are you trying to stereotype us? :mad:


;) :p
 
Originally posted by Randy Strausbaugh
Ah, but the Buckeyes make up for it. Best in America, therefore best in the world!:cheers: :drinkbeer

Trying to avoid life's potholes,
Randy Strausbaugh

Shouldn't be the case, Miami had that last game almost won and put away... :waah: :wah:
 
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