(Since we got a blond joke series going, I figured it was only fair to add some for Redheads.)
Q. How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
A. She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails
Q. What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
A. Normal
Q. What does a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
A. Men always miss them
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A redhead!
Q. How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
A. She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl
Q. How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
A. There's a hammer embedded in the monitor
Q. What's safer: a redhead or a piranha?
A. The piranha. They only attack in schools
Q. How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?
A. She unties you
Q: What is the difference between a redhead and a computer?
A: Redhead won't accept a three and a half inch
Q: What do redheads and McDonald's have in common?
A: You've never had it so good and so fast.
Q: What's the Redhead Dating Motto?
A: The fastest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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The Redhead
A young redhead goes into the doctor's
office and says that her body hurts
wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her
elbow and screams in agony.
She pushes her knee and screams,
pushes her ankle and screams.
Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a
redhead, are you?"
She says "No, I'm really a blonde".
"I thought so," he says.
"You have a broken finger."
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Q. How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
A. She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails
Q. What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
A. Normal
Q. What does a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
A. Men always miss them
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A redhead!
Q. How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
A. She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl
Q. How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
A. There's a hammer embedded in the monitor
Q. What's safer: a redhead or a piranha?
A. The piranha. They only attack in schools
Q. How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?
A. She unties you
Q: What is the difference between a redhead and a computer?
A: Redhead won't accept a three and a half inch
Q: What do redheads and McDonald's have in common?
A: You've never had it so good and so fast.
Q: What's the Redhead Dating Motto?
A: The fastest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
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The Redhead
A young redhead goes into the doctor's
office and says that her body hurts
wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her
elbow and screams in agony.
She pushes her knee and screams,
pushes her ankle and screams.
Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a
redhead, are you?"
She says "No, I'm really a blonde".
"I thought so," he says.
"You have a broken finger."
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