New York Ninja

[JowGaWolf]

56 seconds into the movie.. What I learned.
1. She didn't know where she got cut
2. Slow motion falling down the steps lol classic
3. She never says I love you in person. ha ha ha
4. Why was there a cowboy in New York?
5. Coolest knife throw ever ha ha ha

19 minutes into the movie.
I don't if I can make it lol. B

OH MY G...... Ninja on roller skates... I'm done 🤣

 

[Steve]

I blame this guy lol.

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When I was very young JR Puffinstuff gave me nightmares. That was some trippy dippy stuff!

 

[JowGaWolf]

New York Ninja wasn't that bad. I've seen worse. I watched it all the way to the end. Including the rap at the end lol.

I'm so glad there wasn't an LA Ninja. You know you are working with a low budget movie when ketchup packets are used for blood and you can only afford 3 packets.

Now it's time to wash that movie from my eyes and forget that I ever saw it.

 

[Oily Dragon]

Sort of. As best as I can tell, Bruce Lee wrote the basic concept, but it was produced in the post-Lee era where everyone was trying to cash in on his name.

And the most famous Asian actor of the time, after Lee, was the white guy, David Carradine.

The technical term is "Irish".

 

[JowGaWolf]

I've been hard pressed to find something as bad as.....

And its conveniently placed pommel horse

Am I the only one on this planet that liked this moved. I must have seen it 8 times growing up.

 

[Oily Dragon]

Am I the only one on this planet that liked this moved. I must have seen it 8 times growing up.

I've seen it at least 96 times. It gets better every time.

It's basically got the same plot as Commando, but with no guns, just gymnastics.

 

[JowGaWolf]

And its conveniently placed pommel horse

so you are telling me that it's impossible for a pommel horse to be placed in a village full of crazy people in the middle of no where and that Gymkata couldn't be real?

This is completely realistic. There's one in the middle of my street and half of my city is crazy lol Totally believable.

 

[JowGaWolf]

 

[Xue Sheng]

Arguably not a martial arts movie, but if we're talking about terrible movies, surely Zardoz deserves a mention:

I see your Zardoz and raise you a Buckaroo Banzai

 

[Xue Sheng]

Am I the only one on this planet that liked this moved. I must have seen it 8 times growing up.

And you actually admit it..IN PUBLIC!!!!

 

[Oily Dragon]

I see your Zardoz and raise you a Buckaroo Banzai

This is the way. Yes on one, no on two.

 

[JowGaWolf]

Buckaroo Banzai

Best movie ever. I never get tired of watching that one

And you actually admit it..IN PUBLIC!!!!

Yep. You know me. I don't hesitate to admit stuff lol. I saw these movies at a younger age so they probably had a different affect on me than some of you guys who are older. lol. I was around 13 or 14 when gymkata came out. If TKD tricking was a thing back then and if there was a school around me. I would have definitely been doing that. Back then I was all into Skateboard tricks, bmx tricks, doing back flips off stuff, and trying to swing completely around on the pull up bars in the park. Without chalk on my hands lol. I still remember the blisters and the day my hands slipped during the swing lol.

I watch a lot of B movies during the happy points of my life so it's not just the movie that made it good. It's the other memories that the movies trigger.

 

[Xue Sheng]

Best movie ever. I never get tired of watching that one

Yep. You know me. I don't hesitate to admit stuff lol. I saw these movies at a younger age so they probably had a different affect on me than some of you guys who are older. lol. I was around 13 or 14 when gymkata came out. If TKD tricking was a thing back then and if there was a school around me. I would have definitely been doing that. Back then I was all into Skateboard tricks, bmx tricks, doing back flips off stuff, and trying to swing completely around on the pull up bars in the park. Without chalk on my hands lol. I still remember the blisters and the day my hands slipped during the swing lol.

I watch a lot of B movies during the happy points of my life so it's not just the movie that made it good. It's the other memories that the movies trigger.

Yup, I'm, older

 

[drop bear]

Arguably not a martial arts movie, but if we're talking about terrible movies, surely Zardoz deserves a mention:

I saw that when I was about 8. I probably shouldn't have.

 

[drop bear]

Anyway from Australia. Nicole kidman the ninja.

 

[JowGaWolf]

Anyway from Australia. Nicole kidman the ninja.

Nightmaster.. what a horrible title lol

 

[Steve]

Anyway from Australia. Nicole kidman the ninja.

Nicole Kidman??? Wow. That’s a real gem.

 

[Steve]

I saw that when I was about 8. I probably shouldn't have.

I feel the same way about Barbarella.

 

[Xue Sheng]

I feel the same way about Barbarella.

I'm not sure there is a proper age to see Barbarella.

1968 Jane in Barbarella..... 1969 Peter in Easy Rider .... I recommend Easy Rider....

 

[jks9199]

I see your Zardoz and raise you a Buckaroo Banzai

Hey! Buckaroo Banzai is a classic that was way ahead of its time!!