Name Your Dojo!

[Shinobi Teikiatsu]

I didn't know where else to put this, so I decided to put it in here.

I figured this would be a fun game for us, so let's get started.

It's simple enough, you think of the most awesome name for a dojo you can, with appropriate motto/creed/etc to follow.
For example

Lion's Hall of Manliness
Where men can be men!! Women can too!

 

[JadecloudAlchemist]

Killer Khan Karate
The KKK has got your back.


Robb U. Blien's Belt factory MMA

A belt paid for is a belt earned.

Razor X's Jukenkarachido
More mix than a bag of nuts.

Sissy man's NHB fight club
No hold barred slap fests bring your mommy!!

 

[seasoned]

What they said.

 

[Tensei85]

Killer Khan Karate
The KKK has got your back.


Robb U. Blien's Belt factory MMA

A belt paid for is a belt earned.

Razor X's Jukenkarachido
More mix than a bag of nuts.

Sissy man's NHB fight club
No hold barred slap fests bring your mommy!!

Nice! lol, after reading these I can't think of any...

 

[stone_dragone]

Floating Swan Martial Arts and Dance Studio.

Learn to protect your cha-cha.

 

[IcemanSK]

Just opened up in my town.

Sid's MMA/Kempo right next door to Sid's Hair Salon.


I wish I were making it up.:ultracool

 

[elder999]

Well, we'll stick with what my older students sometimes playfully call it:

Jeff's Barn of Death

"You got a shovel?" :lol:

 

[jarrod]

chaos jujitsu

"there is serenity in chaos; seek ye the eye of the hurricane"--principia discordia

i'm seriously going to use this, nobody steal it.

jf

 

[Xue Sheng]

Enlightenment Taijiquan House of Pain

If it were Xingyiquan - House of Pain

If it were Sanda - Pain

:EG:

 

[Omar B]

Dojo of the Exploding Fist
Omar's Mortal Arts
Beat-downkido

 

[searcher]

Rosco's House of Chicken and Jujitsu.

"We will show you how to choke your chicken."

 

[Big Don]

Rosco's House of Chicken and Jujitsu.

"We will show you how to choke your chicken."

and the chickens of others?

 

[Joab]

Just opened up in my town.

Sid's MMA/Kempo right next door to Sid's Hair Salon.


I wish I were making it up.:ultracool

Does the same Sid cut hair and teach martial arts? Interesting combination if true.

 

[stone_dragone]

The late, great Count Dante was a hairdresser...

 

[tshadowchaser]

The House of Pain

Directly across from Doctor Craps office and beside the funeral Parlor



sad to say i have changed the names here but the location is exactly where I had my school in N.C. many years ago

 

[Shinobi Teikiatsu]

Kung Fu Carl's School of Dim Mak!
Learn to kill with your pinky!

 

[Xue Sheng]

Joe's garage and dojo round back

 

[searcher]

and the chickens of others?

Only for those in CA.

 

[Phoenix44]

Yin and Yang's Steroidal Tai Chi
We're big and soft.

Moishe's JewJitsu and Iaido Studio
We could put your eye out with that thing

Sierra Madre Mixed Martial Arts Academy
Motto? We don't need no stinkin' motto.

The Spleen's Ninjutsu Dojo
We're silent, but deadly.

 

[Guardian]

Guardians

"I survived another night"