Myth of the Urban Mall Ninja?

[Hudson69]

This is mainly addressed to you people with a military or LE background but I felt all Ninjutsu practitioners would get a kick out of this: http://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/

Comments welcome

 

[TimoS]

Well, that was... interesting. Didn't quite understand that people like that exist, although on our (finnish) forum we have something similar, though not nearly as extreme: a guy claiming to be (part-time) Israeli naval commando. Funny when he sometimes claims to be in Israel on operation while chatting in irc, his IP address points back to Finland

 

[Bruno@MT]

That was... bizarre...

 

[Kajowaraku]

Well... it seems you're more likely to get a buttrape in that mall than in Chino Prison. Good thing the security guards are better armed than our military .

This was simply weird.

 

[TKDHomeSchooler]

I participate on defensivecarry.com and Geko45 is a favorite punching bag for us over there.

I feel sorry for every honorable security guard trying to do his job when people like this spew. I just really hope this person, Geko45, was just fooling around, but there are WAY too many posts from him to think otherwise.

 

[jks9199]

Didn't somebody come forward and admit to Gecko45 being a deliberate spoof?

 

[SensibleManiac]

That has to be the biggest waste of time with the exception of some laughter.
Moral of the story: Some people really have no lives.

Whoever wrote that crap is in desperate need of a life.

 

[Jenny_in_Chico]

That was the funniest thing I've read in a long time! SPECOPS was definitely a troll, and perhaps Gecko45 was too, but it was so good I don't care if they were. "A one-time experimentation in the milirary doesn't make me a homosexual." Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

 

[Dirty Dog]

WAIT!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I never realised until just now that "Paul Blart: Mall Cop" was actually a documentary....

 

[Ironcrane]

Was all that suppose to be real, or just a joke? That was just......wow.

 

[xJOHNx]

Damn funny that stuff

Actually reminds me of Todd Weeks

My “Black-Ops” history ensures that you will never know about the missions I accepted in my younger days, and Vietnam still shudders when it hears the name of a an assasin so skillful and deadly, he is remembered decades later.

Was still reading it, dude needs to check into a mental hospital. Reality and fiction are overlapping.