Movie Star Top Trumps!

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Pick who ever you want and let us know why they win? In a one on one

Steven Seagal
Tony Jaa
Jet Li
Chuck Norris ( The Norris)
Jean cluade van Damme
Milla JOJOJOJOOavich ( something like that)
Wesley Snipes
Keanu Reeves (He knows Kung fu???)

Add more people if you can think of them.

try to make funny i'm a bit bored.
 

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Tony Jaa, Chuck Norris, and Jet Li are legitimate Martial artists, the others do movie fu. I'd probably go with Jet Li though I would add Donnie Yen to the list.
 

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I'd pit Bolo Yueng (Chong Lee!) against any of them sissies.:ultracool
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PS he would win just because he is Chong Lee!
 

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Tony Jaa, Chuck Norris, and Jet Li are legitimate Martial artists, the others do movie fu. I'd probably go with Jet Li though I would add Donnie Yen to the list.

I think we would have to say that Segal and Snipes are martial artists not just experts in movie fu. Which is not to say I'd vote for them. I have to go with Donnie Yen too. Just picked up a couple of his old films, good stuff!
 

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If it's based on pecs then I'd say the winner is Arnold back in his Conan the barberian days.
 

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How long do you think that pretty boy Keanu Reeves would last with Segal?????...Surfs up Dude...Uh-Oh wipeout...
 

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Sonny Chiba of course! the original Streetfighter!
 

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Stunned surprize...Worth the price of admission...


Oh yes certainly worth the admission fee to see that. I love Segal! But then I love Jovovich too and her Movie Fu.... it certainly worked in Ultraviolet even though it was a comic strip film and a bit silly.

Saying that though, I'd go Bolo Yeung too, he's got one mean grimace.
 

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You guys are all off base. The white haired guy with the long beard from the old Kung Fu Theater would kick any of those guys a$$es!...well, except maybe Keanu...he can slow down time...
 

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SPOILER - ULTRAVIOLET

You guys are all off base. The white haired guy with the long beard from the old Kung Fu Theater would kick any of those guys a$$es!...well, except maybe Keanu...he can slow down time...

Slowing down time *pfht* that's OLD school now Yeti! Haven't you seen Ultraviolet? They hide swords in heavily compacted space, Violet can dodge bullets FASTER than Neo can, and hundreds of blokes all at once is childsplay for her..... that sounded so wrong.... and all this while she's feeling poorly.
 

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Isn't Segal supposed to be 7th Dan Aikido? I don't think he could take Uma Thurman's Kill Bill character, but that's still beyond impressive to mere mortal me. :)
 
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Sorry forgot to add the legend ............Hong Kong phooey!

A Dog who can kick but! thats got to be trumps!
I heard a rumor he did his own stunts and that how jackie chan got started!
 

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