More Female Humor

[tunetigress]

Here's a little more Female Humor for all you Women Who Train...

A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG...YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT
HER IN HOT WATER

BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF

OH MY GOD, I THINK I'M BECOMING THE MAN I WANTED TO MARRY!

I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A
CAREER

SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME

COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN . SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH

DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN

I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN

WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT

ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE

I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE


OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME

And that old but fabulous:

GINGER ROGERS DID EVERYTHING FRED ASTAIRE DID, BUT SHE DID IT BACKWARDS AND
IN HIGH HEELS

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And last but not least:

IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN
:roflmao:

 

[Quick Sand]

Very nice.

I enjoyed these. :rofl:

I have a sweatshirt that says "Love mystifies me but Chocolate I understand" on the back.

 

[Rich Parsons]

Originally posted by tunetigress
Here's a little more Female Humor for all you Women Who Train...

MEN . SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH

Why thank you! :asian: