Messed up koala

tko4u

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Okay, there is a lizard walking in the forest, he sees a koala bear sitting in a tree smoking marijuana, he asks, "can I smoke that with you?" the koala bear says, "sure why not" so they smoke, and smoke, and smoke. The lizard says "man, I sure am thirsty. The koala says "there is a pond over there, you can get a drink from it". So the lizard goes to the pond and stumbles and falls in, a crocodile throws him back on the shore and asks "why are you stumbling and messed up" the lizard says "there is a koala bear smoking weed in the tree over there". So the crocodile, wanting to smoke too, walks over there and says "hey" to the koala, the koala looks at him and says "holy crap, how much water did you drink?"
 

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