"martial arts specialist ninja" (ninjer) arrested

[Bill Mattocks]

I never knew about these guys. Must be undercover or something.

http://www.gloucestertimes.com/punews/local_story_097224514.html

Police took an inventory of the vehicle after noticing a switchblade in the center console, within Barenbaum's reach. As a result of the search, police found double-edged knives, a double-edged hatchet, metallic knuckles, and a bag with 10 wooden "fighting" sticks.
Barenbaum claimed to be a "martial arts specialist ninja," police said.
The 50-year-old was charged with four counts of carrying a dangerous weapon, unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle, failure to stop, and speeding.

Oh, but there's more...

He was later found walking barefoot down Nugent Stretch yelling at cars and was told by police to stop and leave the area.

Because that's what ninjers do. They yell at cars.

 

[Shawn-San]

How rediculous!

 

[Cryozombie]

Because that's what ninjers do. They yell at cars.

I do. Usually while I myself am driving. I'm generally calling them Douchebags and telling them to get off the road.

Heh heh.

 

[theletch1]

If he was a true ninja the cops would have found an empty car and the folks he was yelling at would have thought it was the voices in their heads yelling at them.

 

[grydth]

The "specialist" ninja do not need valid drivers licenses.

 

[Kyosanim]

I never knew about these guys. Must be undercover or something.

http://www.gloucestertimes.com/punews/local_story_097224514.html


Oh, but there's more...


Because that's what ninjers do. They yell at cars.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha that is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cirdan]

He was later found walking barefoot down Nugent Stretch yelling at cars and was told by police to stop and leave the area.

Don`t laugh, he is just practicing that ninja trick Storm Shadow did in the G.I. Joe cartoons. One day he will succeed and the car will fall apart.

 

[5rings]

10 wooden fighting sticks??????.....But you only have two hands?

 

[l_uk3y]

10 wooden fighting sticks??????.....But you only have two hands?

But he has "specialist" ninja training. He can easily wield 22 weapons at the same time. All while chasing down cars bare foot instantly stopping them with his voice.