Martial Art Aliens

[terryl965]

I was told by a prospect today that Martial Art came from aliens, what do all of you think about it and is there any actual facts or studys that could be looked at?
Terry

 

[trav101]

are we talking about ray-gun and anal-probe aliens, or our illegal brothers and sisters?

 

[terryl965]

are we talking about ray-gun and anal-probe aliens, or our illegal brothers and sisters?

Ray gun type of aliens.
Terry

 

[mantis]

are we talking about ray-gun and anal-probe aliens, or our illegal brothers and sisters?

the other suggestion makes a lot more sense!

 

[Xue Sheng]

Aliens!!!!

And all this time I thought it came from evil druids....

 

[mantis]

Aliens!!!!

And all this time I thought it came from evil druids....

aliens are not necessarily evil, even the illegal ones
but yeah, martial arts came from aliens who studied in mars-odang province of the People's Republic of Mars

 

[Lisa]

I was told by a prospect today that Martial Art came from aliens, what do all of you think about it and is there any actual facts or studys that could be looked at?
Terry

Was the prospect's last name Mulder or Scully?

 

[Gemini]

Terry, I see a "B" movie joint venure in our future. It'll be soooo rediculous everyone on this board will have to see it! Waddya say?

 

[Marginal]

I was told by a prospect today that Martial Art came from aliens, what do all of you think about it and is there any actual facts or studys that could be looked at?
Terry

In that case, not anymore than the claim that all MA's are derived from God. You can beleive it, but it's totally unverifiable.

 

[Gemini]

Something just ocurred to me. (not being the sharpest knife in the drawer). You said "prospect". So did "The prospect" sign up to see how "we" do it?

 

[OnlyAnEgg]

Ninjas are all aliens.

 

[stone_dragone]

I was told by a prospect today that Martial Art came from aliens, what do all of you think about it and is there any actual facts or studys that could be looked at?
Terry

And this brings me to my next point...random drug screening for potential students...

 

[matt.m]

The random drug screenings is absolutely hysterical.

 

[Gemini]

Ninjas are all aliens.

HA! I knew there was something a little different about Kreth. He hung on to that Gene Simmons looks just a littttle too long, and the fascination with shiny coins is, well, a bit peculiar...

An alien..I just knew it!

 

[trav101]

if ninja's are aliens, what about pirates. And then again, what about ninja/pirates?

 

[Xue Sheng]

aliens are not necessarily evil, even the illegal ones
but yeah, martial arts came from aliens who studied in mars-odang province of the People's Republic of Mars

Well that explains everything...EVERYBODY knows they have Druids on mars....... Don't they!?!?!?!?!?

if ninja's are aliens, what about pirates. And then again, what about ninja/pirates?

Ninjas yes
Pirates no
Ninja pirates... 50%

 

[OnlyAnEgg]

if ninja's are aliens, what about pirates. And then again, what about ninja/pirates?

All right...let's get ONE thing straight: Ninjas are not pirates!

Pirates are obviously not aliens as they are the sworn adveraries of Ninja.

 

[trav101]

hahaha.... kinda disappointed that pirates aren't aliens. perhaps they are crossbreeds? Raygun-fu or martialmartian-do. What would they teach??

 

[Kreth]

HA! I knew there was something a little different about Kreth. He hung on to that Gene Simmons looks just a littttle too long, and the fascination with shiny coins is, well, a bit peculiar...

An alien..I just knew it!

* mutters something into his cell phone about plan "To Serve Man"

 

[Kacey]

Wait... I thought martial artists were magicians inspired by the Devil... does that mean the Devil was taught by aliens and just passed it on?