Man drives car at friend over $10 bar tab

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Monzon drove his car forward, hitting the 35-year-old coworker, causing him to flip onto the hood of the vehicle.
Um, that constitutes INTO, not "at"...
Just saying...
 

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Werewolf in a jar.
Makes its own sauce.
Just add vodka.
 

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Come on, if you cant use lethal force over $10, when can you??!!! :rolleyes:
Loser.
 

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Werewolf in a jar.
Makes its own sauce.
Just add vodka.

Saw a man at the state fair with a t-shirt proudly declaring "Instant Redneck. Just Add Beer."

You can't say you weren't warned.
 

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Saw a man at the state fair with a t-shirt proudly declaring "Instant Redneck. Just Add Beer."

You can't say you weren't warned.

I guess that would be a pretty good contraceptive in regular life.
At the state fair? It was probably a chick-magnet :(
 

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I guess that would be a pretty good contraceptive in regular life.
At the state fair? It was probably a chick-magnet :(

My take was that if he was willing to wear the shirt sober, it wasn't the beer bringing out the redneck.
 

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Chuck Norris would have done a flying jump kick through the windshield and taken him out. LOL
 

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Come on, if you cant use lethal force over $10, when can you??!!!

Right, doesn't the Constitution say it has to be at least $20 before you're guaranteed a jury trial to settle it? For less you may need vehicular manslaughter.
 

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Saw a man at the state fair with a t-shirt proudly declaring "Instant Redneck. Just Add Beer."

You can't say you weren't warned.

Sad thing is...He must have been proud of the fact.
 
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