Kizaru
Purple Belt
I noticed that the "Kooga ryu Ninjutsu Oral Tradition" thread has been locked, and, for better or for worse, "Sojobow" has had his account suspended, so I figured I should write everyone an apology.
"Sojobow" had been decieving people with his posts, so I figured I would dupe him and give him some of his own medicine. I figured that if he was choking on the garbage I was spewing, he would have less time to spew his own. I apologize to the community here at large if I misled any of you in the process.
I think most of you were pretty much able to see through the flimsy lies I had posted, but just to make everything 100% clear I'd like to put it all out on the table.
First off; THERE IS NO "HACHI TENGU" GROUP. Don Roley was right. Linguistically, it doesn't make sense, and there is NO factual basis for the existence of any such group in the first place.
Next, I mentioned 3 "arts" to be found within the "Kooga ryu". Sojobow admitted to practicing all of these "arts" in both the thread as well as by Private Message. THESE ARTS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH NINJUTSU.
1. "Chanbara": Chanbara is a game Japanese schoolkids play. They roll up a newspaper and try to hit each other with it.
2. "Kancho Jutsu": A "Kancho" is an "enema" in Japanese. On the Japanese Elementary School playground, a "Kancho" is sticking someone where the sun don't shine...in America, we'd call "Kanchojutsu" goosing someone.
3. "Nigiri Pe"/Nigiri Pie": Another Japanese Elemntary School prank. "Nigiri" means "to grasp". In this case, when "Kid A" feels impending flatulence, he quickly "grasps" the fart in his hand, runs over to "Kid B", shouts "PE!" and "throws" the fart into "Kid B's" face.
These "arts" are common to all Japanese schoolkids under the age of ten, so I figure they get a "G" rating and wouldn't ruffle anyone's feathers for writing them here.
As Sojobow did admit to me that he trains in all of these "traditional arts", I sure wouldn't want to be in his dojo...those "Nigiri Pe" surprise attacks are unbearable!
If anyone thinks I've been "a meanie" please post complaints to me here.
Again, I apologize if I've mislead anyone by posting the aforementioned information in an attempt to distract Sojobow (or if I amused anyone whose ever played "Chanbara").:asian:
"Sojobow" had been decieving people with his posts, so I figured I would dupe him and give him some of his own medicine. I figured that if he was choking on the garbage I was spewing, he would have less time to spew his own. I apologize to the community here at large if I misled any of you in the process.
I think most of you were pretty much able to see through the flimsy lies I had posted, but just to make everything 100% clear I'd like to put it all out on the table.
These "arts" are common to all Japanese schoolkids under the age of ten, so I figure they get a "G" rating and wouldn't ruffle anyone's feathers for writing them here.
As Sojobow did admit to me that he trains in all of these "traditional arts", I sure wouldn't want to be in his dojo...those "Nigiri Pe" surprise attacks are unbearable!
If anyone thinks I've been "a meanie" please post complaints to me here.
Again, I apologize if I've mislead anyone by posting the aforementioned information in an attempt to distract Sojobow (or if I amused anyone whose ever played "Chanbara").:asian:
hee hee!
