Knife Fighting 101: You see that sharp thing? Yeah? Don't let it go into you.
What other obvious tips ya got?
(Lets be both serious yet humorous here, and make it a fun yet functional thread.)
What other obvious tips ya got?

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If he drops his knife, or you disarm him, whatever you do, do not give it back to him.
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