Kirk - Mr. Scott, you old Space dog, how have you been?
Scott - I've had a wee bout, sir, but Doctor McCoy pulled me through.
Kirk - A wee bout? Mr Scott.
McCoy - Shore leave, captian.
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Kirk - Mr. Scott, have you always multiplied your repair times by a factor of four?
Scott - Of course, Captian. How else could I maintain my reputation as a miracle worker.
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Scott - I cannot change the laws of physics.
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Scott - I beamed them over to the Klingons. Where they'll be no Tribble at all.
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Scott - They called the Enterprise a garbage scow!
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