IQ Test

[Andy Moynihan]

A man walked into a very high-tech restaurant in a fancy hotel. As he waited to be seated, he noticed that the Maitre D' was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and said, "Sir, there is a one hour wait. I am programmed to converse with you until a table is ready, if you please."

Intrigued, the man said, "OK." The robot clicked a couple more times and then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"

The man answered, "Oh, about 164."

The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, interstellar space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc .

The man was most impressed. The next day he returned, But thought he would try a different tack.

The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?" This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100".

So the robot started discussing NASCAR racing, the latest basketball scores,and what to expect the Red Sox to do this weekend.

The guy had to try it one more time. So the next day he returned. Again the robot asked the question, "What is your IQ?"

This time the man drawled out, " Uh.....'bout 50."

The robot clicked, then leaned close and very slowly asked, "A-r-e?? y-o-u-r?? p-e-o-p-l-e?? g-o-i-n-g?? t-o n-o-m-i-n-a-t-e????H-i-l-l-a-r-y?"

 

[Andy Moynihan]

And since I just got an anonymous but not surprising nastygram from the Too Often Offended League (T.O.O.L.) accusing me of being sexist, I feel I should point out up front that I personally have no problem, conceptually, with the idea of *a* female president. But I'll be damned to hell if I'm gonna help it be THIS candidate.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled humor, or not, as you choose. Please excuse the interruption.

 

[LuzRD]

hahaha
btw i like the way you think

 

[Andy Moynihan]

hahaha
btw i like the way you think

Yeah, you never know these days when the Krazy Nutbag Offended Brigade (K.N.O.B.) will take offense these days.

That attitude really pisses me off, that somehow if you are against Hitlery you're magically now "against women".

But I guess we'll have to chalk that one up to the People Having Instantly Lost Intelligence Since Taking Insane News Excessively (P.H.I.L.I.S.T.I.N.E.)

 

[bydand]

I like it a LOT! I have nothing against a woman President either, but have to agree the Country can do better than Hillary C. I really have to wonder about the judgement of someone who would not only marry, but stay with a putz like Bill.

 

[Xue Sheng]

And since I just got an anonymous but not surprising nastygram from the Too Often Offended League (T.O.O.L.) accusing me of being sexist, I feel I should point out up front that I personally have no problem, conceptually, with the idea of *a* female president. But I'll be damned to hell if I'm gonna help it be THIS candidate.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled humor, or not, as you choose. Please excuse the interruption.

Anonymous eh..... probably afraid of the sniper cats.

I too have no problem with a woman president but I am not all to found of Hillary although she is an intelligent person, I just do not like her. That and her limo almost broadsided me once back when Bill was the Pres. Don't know if she was in it, but it did run the stop sign quite nicely.


But I do have one serious question... what type of music is the cat playing?

 

[bushidomartialarts]

don't let the jackholes get you down. some people have no sense of humor.

personally, i might very well wind up voting for hillary. she's smart as hell and a strong politician. i don't like her very much either, but she's stubborn and bitchy enough to get the job done and let's face it -- the clinton years were some good years.

i put up with lots of jerks who do their jobs well.

 

[Andy Moynihan]

Anonymous eh..... probably afraid of the sniper cats.

I too have no problem with a woman president but I am not all to found of Hillary although she is an intelligent person, I just do not like her. That and her limo almost broadsided me once back when Bill was the Pres. Don't know if she was in it, but it did run the stop sign quite nicely.


But I do have one serious question... what type of music is the cat playing?

80s metal

 

[TimoS]

80s metal

Looks like an AC/DC song that it's playing

 

[CoryKS]

:rofl:

 

[crushing]

And since I just got an anonymous but not surprising nastygram from the Too Often Offended League (T.O.O.L.) accusing me of being sexist, I feel I should point out up front that I personally have no problem, conceptually, with the idea of *a* female president. But I'll be damned to hell if I'm gonna help it be THIS candidate.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled humor, or not, as you choose. Please excuse the interruption.

Well Andy, I'm not surprised either. The people that support Hillary are sexists who hate men, especially multi-racial men.



I'mmm juzz keeeeding

 

[zDom]

"Hitlery"

:rofl:

 

[JBrainard]

Anonymous eh..... probably afraid of the sniper cats.

Fine, I will take credit for my statement. And if you are indeed not sexist, I am truely sorry for making a snap judgement.

And by the way, I am FAR from being a tool. I'd also like to think that I'm not a jackhole, but that's just my opinion.

 

[Xue Sheng]

And by the way, I am FAR from being a tool. I'd also like to think that I'm not a jackhole,

I never said, inferred or even thought any of that.

 

[Carol]

Eh...I'm no fan of Hillary either. I guess I'm sexis....oh, wait, Hillary and I are the same gender.

If Andy were sexist in any way, he wouldn't be my training partner. If he tried to be sexist, perhaps there would be some reports of strange kali stick injur.....JUST KIDDING!!

 

[JBrainard]

I never said, inferred or even thought any of that.

Sorry if I was unclear Xue. That statement was in reference to what other people in this thread said, not you.

 

[Xue Sheng]

Sorry if I was unclear Xue. That statement was in reference to what other people in this thread said, not you.

No problem…


But you really shouldn’t confuse old people like that we get befuddled easily :uhyeah:

 

[bluemtn]

Eh...I'm no fan of Hillary either. I guess I'm sexis....oh, wait, Hillary and I are the same gender.

If Andy were sexist in any way, he wouldn't be my training partner. If he tried to be sexist, perhaps there would be some reports of strange kali stick injur.....JUST KIDDING!!

I'm not a fan of her either, and neither is some of the people I know. I have no problem with a woman running, but I'm just not excited about her.

 

[Andy Moynihan]

Fine, I will take credit for my statement. And if you are indeed not sexist, I am truely sorry for making a snap judgement.

And by the way, I am FAR from being a tool. I'd also like to think that I'm not a jackhole, but that's just my opinion.

Thank you for owning to it, and thereby proving yourself not only not a tool but a stand up guy .

 

[mrhnau]

And since I just got an anonymous but not surprising nastygram from the Too Often Offended League (T.O.O.L.) accusing me of being sexist, I feel I should point out up front that I personally have no problem, conceptually, with the idea of *a* female president. But I'll be damned to hell if I'm gonna help it be THIS candidate.

This reminds me of a Dogbert cartoon. Dogbert is running for Supreme Court judge I think. Anyone who opposes him, he labels a "dog kicking liberal".

I think anyone that opposes Hillary runs the risk of being labeled sexist, regardless if their critique is based solely on merit, competancy, and differing political ideals. I think the same will be said about Obama, being black, but I don't think he will stoop to that. However, I think Hillary et al would.