mathematical certainty

[Bushigokoro9]

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

>>
>>What makes 100%? What does it mean to give more than a 100%?
>>
>>Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
>>
>>We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give more
>>than 100%.
>>
>>How about achieving 103%?
>>
>>Well, here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer

these

>>questions:
>>
>>If the letters of the alphabet A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V
>>W X Y Z
>>were represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
>>22 23 24 25 26, then:
>>
>>H - A - R - D - - W - O - R - K
>>would be:
>>8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
>>
>>and,
>>
>>K - N - O - W - L - E - D - G - E
>>11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
>>
>>but,
>>
>>A - T - T - I - T - U - D - E
>>1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
>>
>>however - -
>>
>>B - U - L - L - S - H - I - T
>>2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
>>
>>and, look how far *** kissing will take you:
>>
>>A - S - S - - K - I - S - S - I - N - G
>>1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%.
>>
>>So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:
>>
>>While, hard work and knowledge will get you close, and, attitude will get
>>you there, it's ******** & *** Kissing that will put you over the top!

 

[KenpoTex]

While, hard work and knowledge will get you close, and, attitude will get
>>you there, it's ******** & *** Kissing that will put you over the top!

Sad but oftentimes true...

 

[Brother John]

I don't know wether to laugh or cry. :idunno:

so I'll just go have another cup of coffee and move on.
:asian:

Your Brother (Funny Post)
John

 

[BrandiJo]

oh what a nice thing to relise at age 18 i still have time to make something of myself