I can strongly concur the eye pain. When our son was small, we were at the local fair and he was standing on a bar stool chair eating a corndog. I was standing beside the chair and obviously not paying enough attention in his direction. When he finished the corndog he unexpectedly jumped to my broadside and I caught him. The stick led the way and struck the side of my right eye (the white), broke, and the broken end still in his hand pierced into and back out the eye. The travel motion must have ran out of steam because I am pretty sure it never left his hand but left my eye.
This all happened quite fast and at first I did not think much about it. Felt like a poke in the eye, not much more. We stayed at the fair for another 30 minutes or so and after about 2 hours I was in misery.
W went to the ER and they shot some kind of 'magic' spray in my eye and it stopped hurting right away. So I am starting to think this may not be so bad after all when the doctor comes in and says to not get used to it. If the spray is used too much (forget the name) it will cause blindness.
Sure enough, they did some test, took some pictures and said the two punctures were very small and would heal on their own, and were not the source of the pain. The stick made a big scratch (in eye terms) on the sclera and cornea.
I have had a lot of busted body parts but that was one of the worst 'hurts' I can remember, mostly because of the no pain medication issue.
To compound things, I had to meet with customers and policy makers from out of state wearing a clumsy eye patch on a non-stop runny eye and feeling like burning crap on a taco.