Holly, Jasmine, and Yew berries are poisonous ... hence, ALL berries are!!

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That's right. That's my point.

And anyone who says berries aren't poisonous are PRO-POISON which means anti-life and evil and wrong!

*post your preposterous notion here*
 

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Anybody who grabs a berry from a tree and eats it deserves what he gets (and is an idiot). Everybody knows that many berries are poison.

Perhaps mushrooms are a better foodstuff to compare. :)
 

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That's right. That's my point.

And anyone who says berries aren't poisonous are PRO-POISON which means anti-life and evil and wrong!

*post your preposterous notion here*

Actually, the yew berry isn;t a berry at all, it's the aril of the seed, and the seed is poisnous. The aril itself isn't particularly poisonous to humans-in fact, it's a fair subsitute for juniper. All the other parts of yews are poisonous, containing taxine, a toxin used in chemotherapy. And, while I get-and applaud- your point, I'm clearly pro-poison, and have been for a long time, but dispute that I'm anti-life.......I'm just evil. :lfao:
 

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well, it's a good thing that most berries are in fact not berries at all...
 

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Spinal adjustments can cure cancer! A medicine diluted 10 million fold is more effective than the undiluted medicine! Disguised lizard aliens run our country!

Proof that the Lizzard people are NOT in charge!
 

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I found this thread very funny. I have to wonder if some of our friends just don't get the joke since none of the usual suspects have posted.
 

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I found this thread very funny. I have to wonder if some of our friends just don't get the joke since none of the usual suspects have posted.
LOL, should have gone in the study then.... ;)
 

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