I was at Rick Pacetta's tournament in Philly in the spring of 1979. I remember the other black belts saying "Oh no he's here." Guess who I drew.
I was down one to nothing with thirty seconds left. I came over the top with a reverse punch. He came up under it with a roundhouse kick that connected with my jaw.
I was out before my head bounced off the concrete floor. My fife was out of the stands in what seemed like record time. I sat up and asked why was that big ring over there to my left when it belonged over there...to my left. The world straightened itself rather quickly and the ring moved back where it belonged...on my left.
The ring ref had an easy question, "Did I know my name?" Having passed that test, they took me back to First Aid where they knew the tough questions. "Do you know where you are?" Why yes, I narrowed it down to Philly or New York. For some reason they decided that if I can't remember what state I'm in, I must have been really hit hard.
I talked nonstop during the ambulance ride where I figured out that I was in Philly. The ER had a multiple gunshot/stabbing victim g come in right behind me. He tied up all of the ER's resources for the next several hours. I ended up signing myself out against their best suggestions.
My wife and I went back to the tournament where I ended up meeting Bill Wallace. My wife decided that she should drive home, despite the fact that I was feeling much better. She also wouldn't let me sleep at all during the entire ride.
Oddly enough, that was the last tournament I ever competed in.
Working in sports medicine for 18 years, I’ve seen so much crazy stuff after people get their clock cleaned. Two stand out as the funniest, yet scariest. I’ve seen blood everywhere, bones sticking out of skin, obvious (and disgusting) deformities like a guy’s face caving in as I was speaking to him after a head to head collision; stuff like that. Head injuries always worried me more than anything else, especially in loss of consciousness. I always had a great poker face with them and easily followed standard protocol, but inside I was always preparing myself for the worst.
2nd funniest incident:
Soccer player jumps up for the ball, gets his feet tangled up, and lands flat on the back of his head. Clearly unconscious, but comes to right as I get to him.
Me: What happened?
Him: No clue mon, in a Caribbean accent yet he’s white and never been to the Caribbean.
Me: Where are you right now?
Him, laughing and still Caribbean: Are you blind? I’m laying down right in front of you. You’re looking right at me.
Me: What’s your name?
Him: No clue
Me: Seriously, what’s your name?
Him: Seriously, no clue.
Me: Joe, what’s your name?
Him: I don’t know but I think you just said it, unless of course you’re just F’ing with me.
He turned out ok. We had a great laugh the entire time, even though I was pretty scared. Thankfully they had an ambulance on campus.
Funniest one:
Football played gets KOed during practice. Comes to as the ambulance is pulling up.
Me: What happened?
Him: Mashed potatoes.
Me: What?
Him: Mashed potatoes
Me: What’s your name
Him: Mashed potatoes
Me: Where are you right now?
Him: Mashed potatoes
Me: What did you have for dinner last night?
Him: Mashed potatoes
Coach, laughing hysterically along with the entire team: I guess you had to ask him something he had a shot at getting right.
From that day forward, he was known as Mashed Potato Brains. He was a freshman when it happened, so he had that nickname for 4 years. Some of the guys didn’t know his actual name after a while. Oh yeah, he was fine the next day. We got him back on the field about 2 weeks later.