Has anyone here heard of Captain Chris?

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Yeah, he aways has a full page advertizment in Black Belt magazine..Master Steve ordered his stuff and says its all a joke..
 

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Just glancing over his web site leads me to question his abilities... Kinda far fetched claims he makes...
 

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Yes, Captain Chris' close combat system is the only one which is lethal, completely failproof, and makes use of moves that no other martial art dares to include. The proof of this is that the government will deny all of the above.
 

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My name is Captain Chris... I am an unarmed combat instructor and self defense specialist. I hold black belts in 5 different martial arts, a U.S. Gold Medal in Grappling, and my students include professional assassins, international mercenaries, The U.S. & U.K. Special Forces and hundreds of elite military and law enforcement agents at the local, state and federal level.
LOL! professional assassins! and...
After several years abroad, and training under everyone from the violent Arabian assassins in Egypt to the last remaining Samurai in Japan, Captain Chris ran into an old, grizzled WW2 vet in Britain and discovered what he was searching for: "Close Combat Training"
So, he went all over the world to come back and discover Fairbairn and Applegate? Extra LOL!
Close Combat Training (CCT) was once used to kill nazis and elite Japanese soldiers during WW2, north Korean communists during the Korean War and to do the CIA's "dirty work" in Vietnam.
More LOL, and all this time I was under the impression that guns and bombs killed all them nazis and elite japanese soldiers and did most of the CIA's "dirty work" in Vietnam. Boy was I wrong!
Almost 80 years ago, on the eve of World War 2, there was a meeting within the House of Lords in London. In attendance were some of the world's richest and most powerful men: Including billionaires (there were only a few at the time), diplomats, kings, world leaders, presidents, and other powerful "elites" who controlled vast sums of money and power.

These people were literally desperate to discover the answer to one question, and one question only: "What REALLY Works in Combat"

Why did they need to know the answer to this question?

Because these guys were scared ******** (and rightfully so) that they were about to lose their entire fortunes to the single greatest threat mankind had ever seen:

The Nazis.


And so, these European power players teamed up with the British government to commission a small group of "combat engineers" to study every single one of the world's most combative fighting styles, martial arts and self defense techniques.
Super extra califragilistic LOL with cream on top. This has got to be one of the dumbest statements I have ever seen. We're scurred of them Nazis, I know, let's come up with the deadliet H2H methods we can and then we'll be protected from the Blitz and it'll stop the Blitzkrieg dead in it's tracks.

Anybody taken in by this has got to be confused and/or desperate.
 

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I believe if you do a web search you will get all the info you want that Captain Chris wishes was not there.

He use to be Lt X and now Chris Pizzo is Captain Chris :rolleyes:

I hold black belts in 5 different martial arts, a U.S. Gold Medal in Grappling

Which 5 different martial arts?

Is there a U.S. Gold Medal in Grappling?

Super extra califragilistic LOL with cream on top. This has got to be one of the dumbest statements I have ever seen. We're scurred of them Nazis, I know, let's come up with the deadliet H2H methods we can and then we'll be protected from the Blitz and it'll stop the Blitzkrieg dead in it's tracks.

And they did this a few years before the Nazis ever really gained any real power, Damn they were either visionaries or psychics. Besides EVERYONE knows that it takes the deadliet H2H methods to defeat Stukas, Tiger tanks and V-2 Rockets


Anybody taken in by this has got to be confused and/or desperate.

Or willing to send me $149.99 for a certificate in the deadly art of Xuefu :D
 
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Or willing to send me $149.99 for a certificate in the deadly art of Xuefu :D

Ya know Xue, we should team up. Maybe for $299.99 we can offer a crosstrainer's special: certificates in Xuefu as well as the art where I am a grandmaster - Rhee Bok Do !!

I am not, however, sharing my secrets of Maglite destruction. I gotta keep something for myself ;)
 

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Ya know Xue, we should team up. Maybe for $299.99 we can offer a crosstrainer's special: certificates in Xuefu as well as the art where I am a grandmaster - Rhee Bok Do !!

I am not, however, sharing my secrets of Maglite destruction. I gotta keep something for myself ;)


Sounds like a plan....hey...wait a minute... this isn't just some evil scheme to get to my maglites is it
 

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You need to go to his website and view some of his super secret killing techniques. The best was what he learned from the Singapore Police(I think),
it was a palm heel strike to the chin. The man knows how to manipulate the media and is probably making a ton of money. Sign up for his newsletter and get a real education in on-line marketing. He should have been a carny barker!
 
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Run from this guy, his marketing is meant to take advantage of people who know little about martial arts.
His tactics are probably somewhat sound but you can find more quality and complete systems for less money.
And you won't be supporting someone who's making ridiculous claims to cash in on, Capt?
The guy used to call himself LT, by now I'm surprised he hasn't promoted himself to General.

Check out Senshido, the Self defense training system or even Blauer Tactical all three are way better than some bull&^% artist.
 

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Love the ordering options.

Option #1__"YES, Captain Chris!" - Count me in! Thank you for finally swinging open the hidden doors to the government "vault" on hand-to-hand training methods. Now I can stop "screwing around" with outdated and ineffective methods, and become proficient at ANY hand-to-hand combat, martial art, or fighting system quickly and easily. Please immediately send me the entire GIGANTIC, multi- DVD, CD-Rom, & Field Manual collection of your Close Combat Training learning system where you'll hand me the key to everything I need to know about hand-to-hand combat that those panty-waist congressmen are trying to keep from me for only $89.97.

Government self-defense techs. Well that inspires confidence.

Option #2__"Wait Captain!" I want to dive even deeper into the heart of becoming battlefield ready by upgrading to the ADVANCED Close Combat Training package.

Do you have a creative writing course too?

Here's the third option that you might have missed if you weren't looking carefully.

Option #3__"Permission to come aboard, Captain" You don't know me, but I'm the knob that bought the "real submarine" and the $25 electric guitar and amplifier from the comic book ads. Sign me up for an extra $399., so I can be a Captain just like you.
 

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Ya know Xue, we should team up. Maybe for $299.99 we can offer a crosstrainer's special: certificates in Xuefu as well as the art where I am a grandmaster - Rhee Bok Do !!

I am not, however, sharing my secrets of Maglite destruction. I gotta keep something for myself ;)

You know guys if you throw in my super secret samurai training in Morgan Ryu, we can claim international expertise. We can run it from my uncles place on an island not to be named, and our taxation rate will be damn near zero.

33% each?:)
 

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Google the PDF Kill or Get Killed and you get the same stuff for free...
 

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You know guys if you throw in my super secret samurai training in Morgan Ryu, we can claim international expertise. We can run it from my uncles place on an island not to be named, and our taxation rate will be damn near zero.

33% each?:)

I love it! C'mon Xue, say yes! I'll leave all of your Maglites alone if you say yes...I'll have enough to buy plenty of replacements when I break mine. :D :D
 

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I am sure there are a lot of "Captain Chris' (martial arts experts) out there as many as there are "Captain______(insert here)"
 

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