Haiku You wrote, love, or found... please share.. extra points for being on MA topic or funny

[elder999]

Haiku You wrote, love, or found... please share

Texans aren't that bright.
From public school education
Illiterate fools...

 

[elder999]

Haiku You wrote, love, or found... please share

Repeating past poems
Slow wifi connection makes
Hell of double posts.

 

[elder999]

Life when troubles assault,

strengthens your spirit within,

when you on Christ stand.

Repost from before
Weakens your aura without
baby Jesus cries

 

[elder999]

Rereread... the op... found is fair game.

What's that smell-like poop?
No fear-eating it won't kill
Smell? Your upper lip.

 

[Xue Sheng]

sitting in zazen
meditating to find peace
DAMN do my legs hurt

 

[Xue Sheng]

I will not Haiku
PROTEST the five seven five
damn, did it again

 

[elder999]

Haiku on aging
to reflect the daily war
What was I saying?

 

[donald1]

Whether rain or shine
Breakfast will be served
There is no excuse

 

[Xue Sheng]

Old haikus I wrote
wrote more than I realized
I shall share the pain

bacon, greasy death
you're trying hard to kill me
I can respect that

with your silliness
peacefulness stays with me
now shut your pie hole

Haiku is a gift
a mostly annoying gift
one should enjoy gifts

more where that came from
I shall share them all with you
note, you have been warned

 

[donald1]

bacon is quite good
It goes quite well with any meal
It can not be bad


Practice techniques well
if you dont you may get hurt
That will not be fun

 

[TSDTexan]

forgot the filter

morning just comes too early

grounds slide down my throat

 

[TSDTexan]

Warm me to the bone

Give me energy and life

Coffee waits for me

 

[TSDTexan]

acrid fumes diffuse:

empty pot left on burner

smolders, as do I

 

[Xue Sheng]

Wubble dee do da
Florp mittoh flargrad vortdoo
Glip glip to mort ba

 

[TSDTexan]

Steel blade against skin

Warm scented lather buffers

Oops...pressed too hard...OUCH

 

[TSDTexan]

shiny new gillette

would be in my home, if not

outbid on ebay

 

[Xue Sheng]

Gerby gerby doo
Shut tutle snee worble foo
That was so silly

The little green frog
saw his image in the lake
dang it, I'm a frog

 

[elder999]

Wubble dee do da
Florp mittoh flargrad vortdoo
Glip glip to mort ba

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh
Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah
'nagl fhtagn

 

[Xue Sheng]

Guinness extra stout
dark beers are only good beers
all others wimpy

Real men drink dark beer
Yellow beer is for pansies
Krombacher Dark beer

 

[elder999]

Wearing sunglasses
am I looking at her tits?
She will never know.....