Funniest TKD t-shirt sayings

Miles

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Saw a TKD t-shirt recently that cracked me up:

"I'd kick your *SS but I get 2 points for the head"

Anyone care to share something they saw that was funny?
 

mango.man

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My daughter likes to wear a shirt that says "I Kick Like A Girl"
 

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We have one that say OH I forgot the hand are legal, sorry dude!!!
 

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"Karate is for people who can't do Taekwon-Do"

Really so I guess the founders just could not get it right and started all this sport stuff to stay on top of the world.
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Those are some pretty funny t-shirts so far... Thanks for the laughs.

My daughter has a t-shirt that says (in large blurry type):

"Don't use your head to block my kick!"
 

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I've seen a bumper sticker I thought was funny in an over macho sort of way:

"Give Blood, Join *****'s Tae Kwon Do"
 

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I have one that my brother made me. it says " Face meet Foot"
 

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"Are you okay?"
The three most useless words in Taekwon-Do.

Followed closely by

"Yes, I'm a girl.

Yes, I'm an athlete.

Yes, I can kick your butt!"
 

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Even babies can show off their prowess... :uhyeah:
 

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Saw one last night on a parent down here in Ma Allen Texas it said sure I am a wimp just ask the person with the broken jaw!!
 

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