Funniest TKD t-shirt sayings

[Miles]

Saw a TKD t-shirt recently that cracked me up:

"I'd kick your *SS but I get 2 points for the head"

Anyone care to share something they saw that was funny?

 

[mango.man]

My daughter likes to wear a shirt that says "I Kick Like A Girl"

 

[terryl965]

We have one that say OH I forgot the hand are legal, sorry dude!!!

 

[Bill Mattocks]

http://www.zazzle.com/funny_martial_arts_t_shirt-235330163127894208

http://store.engrish.com/

http://store.engrish.com/jt-018.html

 

[Bill Mattocks]

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: Touch me and your first lesson's free.

http://www.cafepress.com/bjjtshirts.137252163?CMP=CJ-CLICK-10463747&sid=mmashirts

 

[Earl Weiss]

"Karate is for people who can't do Taekwon-Do"

 

[terryl965]

"Karate is for people who can't do Taekwon-Do"

Really so I guess the founders just could not get it right and started all this sport stuff to stay on top of the world.

 

[Laurentkd]

http://www.noisebot.com/if_you_can_read_this_youre_within_roundhouse_kick_range_t-shirt

 

[Master K]

Those are some pretty funny t-shirts so far... Thanks for the laughs.

My daughter has a t-shirt that says (in large blurry type):

"Don't use your head to block my kick!"

 

[Whitebelt]

I've seen a bumper sticker I thought was funny in an over macho sort of way:

"Give Blood, Join *****'s Tae Kwon Do"

 

[Stac3y]

Well, I do karate, not TKD, but I designed one that says "I may not be a size 2, but I can kick you in the face." You can see it (and others) here:

http://www.cafepress.com/brassovaries

 

[jim777]

My daughter likes to wear a shirt that says "I Kick Like A Girl"

I bought three of those shirts for my three daughters They've got a little silhouette of a girl with a pony tail doing a flying side kick on them as well.

 

[dortiz]

Our Hapkido T-shirt says
Start Demo Grab here


Dave O.

 

[DBZ]

"Karate is for people who can't do Taekwon-Do"

I need to get this one for my wife. she always hates it when people say" do you teach karate?"

 

[DBZ]

I have one that my brother made me. it says " Face meet Foot"

 

[Kacey]

"Are you okay?"
The three most useless words in Taekwon-Do.

Followed closely by

"Yes, I'm a girl.

Yes, I'm an athlete.

Yes, I can kick your butt!"

 

[MA-Caver]

Even babies can show off their prowess... :uhyeah:

 

[terryl965]

Saw one last night on a parent down here in Ma Allen Texas it said sure I am a wimp just ask the person with the broken jaw!!