Fl. Lawmaker Tries To Bring Back Firing Squad

[Bob Hubbard]

Has anyone mentioned impalement yet? Lube up a giant spike, put some kettlebells on their feet and drop them *** first on the point?

How about stripping them naked, covering them in honey, and staking them out in the desert for a few days next to a fire ant hill? That one's environmentally friendly.

Wait, I have it.

You put them in a large burlap sack, along with a pitbull, a viper and drop the whole thing in ice water.
Nah, PETA would complain about the puppy.

Well, there's always Scaphism.

 

[WC_lun]

Has anyone thought that maybe the method death is more humane now not for the prisoner, bet for the executioner? I guess everyone who wants a more violent death for condemned men would have no problem carrying out the sentence? If you are one of those that wouldn't have a problem killing a human being, even a condemned killer, I think that says volumes and none of it good.

 

[Josh Oakley]

:s475:

did it!