A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'What is this; some kind of joke?'
Lizzie Borden asked her father if she could go to a slumber party. Her dad scratched his head, and said, "I don't know; why don't you go axe your mother?"What. Kind of cologne do woodsmen wear? Axe
What did the woodsman say to his neighbor? Can I ax you a question
Why did the woodsman cross the street? To axercise
Why was the woodsman late for work? He had an axident
Did the woodsman cause the axident? No, axually it was the other person