Change One word from a famous quote

[Big Don]

[FONT=&quot]Tears will get you sympathy, blackmail will get you results[/FONT]

 

[arnisador]

I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to bake this any more!

 

[Big Don]

The sheriff is near

 

[Christoffer]

There is no first attack in the bedroom..

 

[Big Don]

There wolf, there McDonald's

 

[arnisador]

Santa Claws is coming to town...

 

[Big Don]

God damn us, every one

 

[arnisador]

Frankly my deer, I don't give a damn.

 

[Dirty Dog]

The End of the World is coming! Repeat, all ye sinners!

 

[Big Don]

John 11:35 Jesus Boogied

 

[arnisador]

In the beginning was the Bird...

 

[Touch Of Death]

Are you sure you changed something, as a Kenpoist, that sounds about right?

I thought a good advertisement for a school could go, "Kenpo! We stabilize our base on your face"

 

[arnisador]

I call it the art of flying without flying...

 

[Big Don]

Bird bird bird, bird is the third

 

[Touch Of Death]

Guns don't Kill people, Bullets Kill People!

 

[Big Don]

Soylent Green is CRAP

 

[Carol]

'twas the nights before Christmas, and all through the nook,
Not a creature was stirring, not even the cook.

Night all

 

[arnisador]

Smite 'em if you've got 'em.

 

[Big Don]

A stiff drink has no conscience

 

[arnisador]

One whiskey, one scotch, and one bear...